Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 6th, 2008, 7:07 am50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.
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Posted: December 6th, 2008, 7:07 amRe: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 6th, 2008, 1:15 pm51. A barrel can't shoot out barrels and eat bugs.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 19th, 2008, 5:01 pmThe Guy wrote:50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.
Others do though.
51. Monkeys can't pilot vehicles, let alone make vehicles out of barrels.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 20th, 2008, 6:07 am52. Bears are not friends with monkeys.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 20th, 2008, 10:03 am53. Bananas don't spin by themselves 
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 20th, 2008, 1:52 pmRodent, The Guy, and Gameboy997, it should've been 52., 53. & 54.
Anyways,
55. A Roller Coaster can't be placed in a library.
Anyways,
55. A Roller Coaster can't be placed in a library.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 22nd, 2008, 12:25 pm56. Blue Ropes don't make you go upwards.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 23rd, 2008, 12:40 pm57. While Purple ropes don't make you go downwards without climbing/sliding without your body force, of course. 
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 23rd, 2008, 1:07 pm58. Hooks and Crowns can't be used as Boomerangs.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 8th, 2009, 2:13 pm59. Monkeys can't talk. (A.K.A., they can't say "Ow!").
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 8th, 2009, 3:01 pm60. Crocodiles cannot fly or have their own airship.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 4:20 pm61. If you slam the ground, a banana bunch won`t pop out
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 27th, 2009, 12:54 pm62. You don't come out of a treehouse KABOOMY way.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 27th, 2009, 2:40 pm63. Monkeys can`t jump on dragonflies to safely get to another place
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 27th, 2009, 2:45 pm64. Frogs can't jump on bees.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 11th, 2009, 3:27 am65. Bees aren't 100 ft. tall (King Zing Sting)
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2009, 12:33 pm66. Collecting stars does not make a token appear.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 20th, 2009, 4:14 am67. Stars don't float where you can grab them
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 29th, 2009, 10:14 am68.Crocodiles Can´t spin with 2 Helicopters wings
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 3rd, 2009, 12:36 pm69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 4th, 2009, 1:51 am70. Tires used for bouncing.
71. Halves of tires in the ground that still can bounce people.
71. Halves of tires in the ground that still can bounce people.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: August 18th, 2010, 5:07 am72. Popping a balloon dosen't give you a 2nd life.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: August 18th, 2010, 5:14 am73. If a Gorilla or Monkey step on a beetle, it won't just flip over and try to get up.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: September 1st, 2010, 1:14 pm74. frogs aren't as big as gorillas.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: September 5th, 2010, 11:20 pm75. Letters can't float.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: September 26th, 2010, 3:20 pm76 And getting four dosen't give you a 2nd life.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: October 22nd, 2010, 6:09 am77. You can't swim through walls in the ocean floor.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: October 27th, 2010, 4:18 pm78. Cats can't spin monkeys and throw them in the air.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: October 28th, 2010, 7:55 am79. Metal swords can't levitate out of lava on their own and can not go into lava without burning.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: November 27th, 2010, 1:51 am80. Jumping into a barrel with a picture of an animal on it doesn't turn you into that animal.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: November 27th, 2010, 4:30 pm81. Walking an animal past a sign does not turn it into prizes.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: December 24th, 2010, 4:07 pm82.There are no toy factories ran by crocs that have a giant jack-in-the-box that you need to feed banannas to a giant pig by having them magicly float into his/her mouth to get to and elecute then getting a giant key to unlockc a giant croc that ends up trippin o a rock and landon a giant crocs airshipe,slamming it into the ground so you can face the croc in a boxxing match. ME> 
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 9th, 2011, 10:55 pm83: Collecting 100 bananas won't give you another life.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 10th, 2011, 2:45 am84: An ape will not die at the touch of a wandering beaver.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 10th, 2011, 5:52 pm85: There are no giant shiny colourful gumballs at the end of a temple, which will not open up a golden temple when 8 of them are collected.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 11th, 2011, 3:05 am86: Amusement parks (Krazy Kremland) aren't built in the middle of huge beehives.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 11th, 2011, 9:56 am87. Bee hives are not designed as natural mazes.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 11th, 2011, 11:19 am88: There are no bramble bunches that are big anough for monkeys to transferce .
89: In said bramble bunches, there are no giant bees or floating barrels.
90: If a Krocadile were to pick up metal barrel , they would not shoot barrels that would float continuity in a stait line.
89: In said bramble bunches, there are no giant bees or floating barrels.
90: If a Krocadile were to pick up metal barrel , they would not shoot barrels that would float continuity in a stait line.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 13th, 2011, 1:21 pm91: You cannot punch the moon into a volcano to make it rain bananas.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: January 13th, 2011, 3:28 pm92: You cannot climb grassy areas on the ceiling and expect grass to be strong enough support your weight.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 20th, 2011, 9:34 amJadeRoseofChaos wrote:69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.
No, they just sit there.
93. Dead monkeys can't return as a ghost to visit their family and help them out when needed.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 22nd, 2011, 9:25 am94: Beavers don't come in four beautiful designer colors
95: Beavers can't jump 30 feet
95: Beavers can't jump 30 feet
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 23rd, 2011, 6:27 am96: You can't expect a small jetpack to support a spider-monkey and a 300 pound ape.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 23rd, 2011, 8:41 am97: A rhino wouldn't let a fricking 250 pound ape ride it
98: Crock doesn't start with K
99: Giant Crocodiles don't wear pirate clothes and shoot cannon balls at you
100: A baby ape can't take down an evil mad scientist with just his fat body.
98: Crock doesn't start with K
99: Giant Crocodiles don't wear pirate clothes and shoot cannon balls at you
100: A baby ape can't take down an evil mad scientist with just his fat body.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 23rd, 2011, 1:23 pm101. Giant crocodiles cannot be scientists.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 24th, 2011, 1:48 pm102: Crocodiles cannot organize a military and use them to overthrow an ape and his nephew via a series of sabotages and plot twists. (gosh I love this game)
103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.
103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 25th, 2011, 9:04 am104. Monkeys and crocodiles cannot have a proper education.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 25th, 2011, 12:24 pm105: Old monkeys can't run a Kollege
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 25th, 2011, 12:34 pm106. College is not spelled with a K.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 27th, 2011, 9:00 am107: Birds can't be bananas.