Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:38 am402. monkeys can't play video games
we're close. and monkeys can't play n64 in caves.
we're close. and monkeys can't play n64 in caves.
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Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:38 amRe: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:44 am403. They don't own workout gear either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 5:08 pm404 banana birds can't be found. get it
they don't exist.
they don't exist.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 17th, 2023, 10:50 am405. Fireballs don't wear sunglasses.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 17th, 2023, 5:59 pm406: Owls(?) don't have devices that shoot fireballs frenziedly.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 18th, 2023, 12:23 pm407. Robot monkeys with bazookas don't guard northern factories.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 18th, 2023, 4:22 pm408 crocodiles don't have factories that produce toys
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 4:28 am409. Buildings are not suddenly larger on the inside.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 4:47 am410. things don't completely disappear from view at a distance.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 4:47 am411. Wasps don't drop unripened exploding oranges.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 4:50 am412. nothing but spider monkeys actually have purposeful hairdos.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 4:51 am413. Robot wasps likely don't exist.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 19th, 2023, 5:14 am414. When you get stabbed or whatever, you don't every time jump way up into the air.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 20th, 2023, 12:58 pm415. Barrels don't break open cave walls.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 21st, 2023, 8:19 am416: mine carts don’t have indefinite speed.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 21st, 2023, 11:49 am417. You cannot lift a whole mine cart while riding on it.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 21st, 2023, 1:59 pm418: monkeys can’t use burps to kill crocodiles
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 22nd, 2023, 11:49 am419. You can't fly a helicopter underwater.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 22nd, 2023, 1:29 pm420: Crocodiles can't drive hoverboats.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 23rd, 2023, 11:31 am421. Eggs aren't typically broken already.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 23rd, 2023, 1:42 pm422. Bird eggs usually crack upon hitting the ground.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 24th, 2023, 5:38 am423. Ships are not in forests.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 24th, 2023, 9:20 am424: water doesn’t change levels based on your location.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 24th, 2023, 12:19 pm425. The wind won't suddenly shift like that either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 25th, 2023, 5:54 am426: you can’t put a cannonball in a cannon and then the cannon waits for you to hop in.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 25th, 2023, 7:57 am427. Cannons don't glow green when loaded either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 25th, 2023, 12:09 pm428: things don’t disappear when you get a certain proximity away from them.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 25th, 2023, 2:59 pm429. Water pressure will hurt you.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 26th, 2023, 2:54 am430. star fish don't slice through the water.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 26th, 2023, 8:13 am431. Clocks do not control time.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 26th, 2023, 12:49 pm432: roller coasters don’t go at slow speeds.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 26th, 2023, 1:28 pm433. You can't suddenly reverse them either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 27th, 2023, 12:48 am434 snakes can't jump high.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 27th, 2023, 11:53 am435. Giving feathers to an ostrich won't improve its health.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 27th, 2023, 12:13 pm436: you can't free fairies by taking their picture.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 28th, 2023, 12:51 pm437. Crystal coconuts don't exist.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 28th, 2023, 1:59 pm438 nothing suspends in mid air.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 29th, 2023, 10:27 am439. Ghost barrels don't exist.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 29th, 2023, 12:41 pm440: you don’t leap into the air upon hurt.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 30th, 2023, 11:52 am441. You can only enter a barrel from the open end.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 30th, 2023, 2:22 pm442: Mist doesn't make you float a very long time.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 1st, 2023, 11:14 am443. There's a defined way to complete the games, but not your life.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 9:28 am444: monkeys aren’t capable of speech. At least English.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 11:37 am445. Cartwheels don't allow you to jump off of the air better.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 2:00 pm446 kongs can't fly aircraft.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 3rd, 2023, 1:13 pm447. Special coins don't make you a hero.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 4th, 2023, 11:24 am448: coins aren’t used by crocodiles
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 4th, 2023, 12:15 pm449. Bears don't use coins either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 6th, 2023, 6:54 am450: Old monkeys don’t have mirrors.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: July 6th, 2023, 11:01 am451. Circling rocks will not cause a volcano to emerge.