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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2011, 9:02 am
by Chibisai Kong
108. Birds also cannot be 100 ft. tall

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am
by SimianSegue
109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2011, 9:13 am
by Chibisai Kong
110. Same with eggs.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2011, 11:19 am
by Crammalamma
111. Birds also can't be ridden.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: June 4th, 2011, 5:47 am
by Chibisai Kong
SimianSegue wrote:109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.


That's what she said.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 1st, 2012, 3:46 pm
by Chibisai Kong
112. Gorillas cannot swim.

Spoiler!
That stuff is LEGIT. Gorillas will DROWN in real life if they get too deep in water!

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 3rd, 2012, 1:47 pm
by Super Luigi!
113. Apes don't chew bubble gum.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 4th, 2012, 1:53 pm
by Chibisai Kong
114. Gorillas do not sleep in cabins(I do believe this was already said but I did anyway).

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 5th, 2012, 7:22 am
by Super Luigi!
Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 5th, 2012, 3:44 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Where in the seven hells did THAT come from?

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 6th, 2012, 12:24 pm
by Super Luigi!
Well, you know the sound Dixie and Diddy make when they fall into lava? Not so much the DK64 one, but the DKC2 one?

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 6th, 2012, 2:05 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Wow...

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 7th, 2012, 9:19 am
by Super Luigi!
But do you know what I'm talking about? I'd post a sound sample, but I don't have it.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 14th, 2012, 2:04 am
by The Banana Bird
116. Crocodile don't like bananas
I know what you mean Super Luigi!

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 14th, 2012, 1:06 pm
by Super Luigi!
117. Piranhas don't act like homing missles.
I knew someone else had to know what I was talking about!

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: April 28th, 2012, 6:13 pm
by Soniccuz
I just assuming here but, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to build a jet propelled terminator knock-off... Out of "your wife's best pots and pans".

That's some quality of kitchenware! :o

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: July 10th, 2012, 1:18 pm
by Gaz
Super Luigi! wrote:Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.


I LOL'D for twenty-five seconds straight :lol:. It sounds like a monkey going
Spoiler!
number two.
(Spoiler, due to some people having the wrong idea. Not a swear.) Not the bathroom in general.

Mine; 117. Parrots don't compete in bramble infested areas (or race in general). Many stuff are also repeated in the forum.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: July 11th, 2012, 2:47 pm
by Super Luigi!
You mean 118. I already posted a 117.

119. To the best of my knowledge, there aren't flowers that release a fragrence that causes you to fall in love with someone. (Although anything seems possible to me.)

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 7:50 am
by WesternTanager794
120 cartwheeling is unlikely to dispatch crocs or increase your speed.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 10:59 am
by Super Luigi!
121. The worst damage possible only leads to fainting.

The last post here was almost eleven years ago. I'll try to help as much as possible, but I'll likely repeat older posts.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 11:08 am
by WesternTanager794
122 monkeys can't play guitar

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 11:12 am
by Super Luigi!
123. Bananas don't rotate.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 12:10 pm
by rainbowsprinklez
124. Monkeys can't infinitely jump when you hold their button.

What stops repeat posts?

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 1:28 pm
by WesternTanager794
125 jrs are impossible.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 15th, 2023, 10:02 pm
by Mattrizzle
126. Snakes cannot bounce like pogo sticks.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 16th, 2023, 5:05 am
by WesternTanager794
127 spiders can't do insta platforms.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 16th, 2023, 12:32 pm
by Super Luigi!
128. Elephants can't spray water with pinpoint precision.

Or can they?

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 17th, 2023, 6:46 am
by WesternTanager794
129 apes can't make game shows.
I think they can with some precision. :parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 17th, 2023, 6:56 am
by Mattrizzle
130. Primates (or most any living creature) would not be able to survive inside a lava-filled volcano. The air temperature is far too hot.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 17th, 2023, 10:02 am
by WesternTanager794
131 monkeys can't roll into lava and then jump out.
Can water bears survive, Matt? :parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 17th, 2023, 12:15 pm
by Super Luigi!
132. Ice water would likely prove fatal for most creatures.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 18th, 2023, 7:02 am
by WesternTanager794
133 ghost ropes are impossible
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 18th, 2023, 1:13 pm
by Super Luigi!
134. Libraries don't have rollercoasters.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 18th, 2023, 5:16 pm
by WesternTanager794
135 monkey skulls can't be mine carts. The DKC2 kind.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 19th, 2023, 12:42 pm
by Super Luigi!
136. Seals can't freeze boiling Kool-Aid.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 19th, 2023, 12:58 pm
by WesternTanager794
137 Ostriches can't fly.
Contrary to Cranky's slogan, 'We can teach anyone how to fly!" :huh: :parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 20th, 2023, 6:33 am
by Super Luigi!
138. Frogs aren't known for bouncing off of giant wasps.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 20th, 2023, 12:09 pm
by WesternTanager794
139 neither are rhinos.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 21st, 2023, 6:04 am
by Mattrizzle
140. Vultures (or any other birds) cannot use their wings to throw coconuts (or any other heavy objects).

WesternTanager794 wrote:Can water bears survive, Matt? :parry:

Sure, if they exist in the DKC universe. They haven't been proven to.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 21st, 2023, 11:04 am
by WesternTanager794
141 parrots don’t hold flashlights!
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 21st, 2023, 12:05 pm
by Super Luigi!
142. Jungles don't exist in caves.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 21st, 2023, 3:11 pm
by WesternTanager794
143: Pufferfish don’t shoot spikes.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 22nd, 2023, 11:30 am
by Super Luigi!
144. Girls don't have magical powers like game saving and gliding, despite some rumors out there.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 22nd, 2023, 12:00 pm
by WesternTanager794
145 you can’t roll through porcupines
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 22nd, 2023, 11:39 pm
by rainbowsprinklez
146. Monkeys don't own game shows.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 23rd, 2023, 1:16 am
by WesternTanager794
147 animals don't come in crates. :parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 23rd, 2023, 4:53 am
by Mattrizzle
148. No animal can have nine tails (Cat O' 9 Tails).

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 23rd, 2023, 8:11 am
by WesternTanager794
149 Parrots can’t shoot coconuts. Or eggs.
:parry:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 23rd, 2023, 11:39 am
by Super Luigi!
150. Bears aren't friendly.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: March 23rd, 2023, 1:08 pm
by WesternTanager794
151: neither are spiders.
:parry: