500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am

109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 4th, 2011, 5:47 am

SimianSegue wrote:109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.


That's what she said.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:46 pm

112. Gorillas cannot swim.

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That stuff is LEGIT. Gorillas will DROWN in real life if they get too deep in water!
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 4th, 2012, 1:53 pm

114. Gorillas do not sleep in cabins(I do believe this was already said but I did anyway).
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 5th, 2012, 7:22 am

Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 5th, 2012, 3:44 pm

Where in the seven hells did THAT come from?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 6th, 2012, 12:24 pm

Well, you know the sound Dixie and Diddy make when they fall into lava? Not so much the DK64 one, but the DKC2 one?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2012, 9:19 am

But do you know what I'm talking about? I'd post a sound sample, but I don't have it.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Banana Bird » April 14th, 2012, 2:04 am

116. Crocodile don't like bananas
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 14th, 2012, 1:06 pm

117. Piranhas don't act like homing missles.
I knew someone else had to know what I was talking about!
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Soniccuz » April 28th, 2012, 6:13 pm

I just assuming here but, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to build a jet propelled terminator knock-off... Out of "your wife's best pots and pans".

That's some quality of kitchenware! :o
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Gaz » July 10th, 2012, 1:18 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.


I LOL'D for twenty-five seconds straight :lol:. It sounds like a monkey going
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(Spoiler, due to some people having the wrong idea. Not a swear.) Not the bathroom in general.

Mine; 117. Parrots don't compete in bramble infested areas (or race in general). Many stuff are also repeated in the forum.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » July 11th, 2012, 2:47 pm

You mean 118. I already posted a 117.

119. To the best of my knowledge, there aren't flowers that release a fragrence that causes you to fall in love with someone. (Although anything seems possible to me.)
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