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Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 29th, 2023, 10:39 am
by Super Luigi!
...dizzy as you start to wonder if this is a dream. It isn't, however, so then you must use the camera he's watching you on to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 29th, 2023, 1:16 pm
by WesternTanager794
…play donkey Kong is confused 3.1 which makes k.rool think…

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 3:29 am
by Super Luigi!
...that this is how he will defeat the Kongs. However, this is clearly a ruse, so once he's gone, you must take Diddy and Dixie to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 10:01 am
by WesternTanager794
...say hi to k.rool and startle him out of his stupor...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 10:04 am
by Super Luigi!
...which will then begin a boss fight. Or at least it would, if he didn't run away like in Stronghold Showdown. Klomp with a blanket will then appear and try to capture the Kongs, but...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 10:06 am
by WesternTanager794
...conker shows up and whisks K.rool away. Why?...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 10:07 am
by Super Luigi!
...It's because Conkey is collecting his bounty. Diddy and Dixie then decide to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: September 30th, 2023, 2:58 pm
by Sledgehammer44
...throw a surprise party, but because someone forgot to bring the cables for the Wii...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 1st, 2023, 5:38 am
by WesternTanager794
..and someone was smart enough to bring Diddy Kong Racing and a N64 console and we join in on the image where Cranky, Wrinkly and co. (the other kongs) are playing. This is fun and...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 1st, 2023, 11:26 am
by Super Luigi!
...leads to Krystal bringing snacks and Conker bringing drinks. Everyone then wonders whether Cranky or Wrinkly is better, but they won't know unti later. For now, Tiny...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 2nd, 2023, 5:56 am
by WesternTanager794
…plays Banjo-Tooie and everyone…

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 2nd, 2023, 2:51 pm
by Super Luigi!
...tries to figure out what to do next. Suddenly, the snake sisters arrive at the party and mostly keep to themselves. At a nearby table, Funky works on...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 3rd, 2023, 9:36 pm
by WesternTanager794
...the car wash. Singing "Working at the Car Wash."...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 4th, 2023, 11:12 am
by Super Luigi!
...he will then ask you to grab him a crate, which is located...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 4th, 2023, 1:26 pm
by WesternTanager794
...in the midst of Dinosaur Planet. In the core. Where no raccoon has ever traveled before. When you enter the molten core, Drakor is waiting for you and he is fighting Randorn in a good vs evil fight. Who wins?...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 5th, 2023, 10:27 am
by Super Luigi!
...You do, if you hurry. Drakor will then try to stop Randorn and focus on you, but that won't work, as long as...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 6th, 2023, 5:48 pm
by WesternTanager794
...Sabre plays fetch with Tricky! Causing...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 7th, 2023, 3:14 am
by Super Luigi!
...Kite to join in with Krystal, which leads to the walls...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 7th, 2023, 7:01 pm
by WesternTanager794
...and the ring of fire to burn burn...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 8th, 2023, 10:08 am
by Flurryxvivo
...just before a giant cardboard cutout of King K. Rool appears...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 8th, 2023, 3:16 pm
by Super Luigi!
...and yells in a ludicrous way to garner attention. You must then...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 9th, 2023, 5:40 am
by WesternTanager794
...shout, shout, let it all out and...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 9th, 2023, 1:10 pm
by Super Luigi!
...run before Klump arrives by falling through the ceiling onto...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 9th, 2023, 4:47 pm
by WesternTanager794
...Chimpanzee Clouds. Where he finds Expresso who can now kill klaptraps and kritters by running into them, and jump onto zingers as well! This leads to utter nonsense in this level of DKL and Klump rides The Expresso Express, causing...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 10th, 2023, 4:21 am
by Flurryxvivo
...the Klaptraps to unite their powers and grow into a huge Mega-Klaptrap, which consumes everything including the player...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 10th, 2023, 10:41 am
by Super Luigi!
...characters if they're not careful. To stop the Mega-Klaptrap, you must follow Klump and save him by...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 10th, 2023, 12:46 pm
by WesternTanager794
...humming Jungle Groove and Ancient Lake simultaneously. Very difficult to say the least
Followed by a accurate rendition of crocodile Rock and Krook's March. If you don't do that, Wizpig will kidnap DK and sentence him to death. If you do, Wizpig will fall asleep jump out of the windshield of the driver's seat of his spaceship and flatten the mega claptrap. Causing Expresso to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 11th, 2023, 10:30 am
by Super Luigi!
...make that face from Donkey Kong Land's commercial and speed off without Klump. Now that he's here, Klump will tell you where to go next, as he is now a double agent. With both Diddy and Dixie, you must then...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 12th, 2023, 7:15 am
by Flurryxvivo
...perform the fabled banana ritual, which involves Diddy & Dixie spinning while simultaneously throwing bananas in all directions and absolutely screaming the lyrics of "I'm Nobody's Hero" at the top of their lungs. This summons the great Light Kong, who warps DK, Diddy, Dixie, and Klump through time and space until they end up in...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 12th, 2023, 9:48 am
by WesternTanager794
...the core of dinosaur planet. Again?!...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 12th, 2023, 3:29 pm
by Super Luigi!
...While Klump and DK carry out their mission together, you must then guide Diddy and Dixie through a field of flowers that spray soothing sweetness, until you meet...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 13th, 2023, 5:41 am
by Flurryxvivo
...Snide from DK64, who gives you blueprints for...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 13th, 2023, 7:45 am
by WesternTanager794
...the scream extractor which turns out to be a hoax instigated by Snide because...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 13th, 2023, 11:14 am
by Super Luigi!
...he needed extra money after K. Rool fired him. Rather than fight him in a boss fight, however, Snide will instead...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 14th, 2023, 1:17 am
by Sledgehammer44
...try to return the slab of King Ramses, otherwise he will suffer his curse and...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 14th, 2023, 5:05 am
by Super Luigi!
...never again receive the help of the Kongs. Inside Angry Aztec, you must...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 14th, 2023, 1:09 pm
by WesternTanager794
...promenade through the everglades with...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 16th, 2023, 1:28 am
by Super Luigi!
...a special flower to give Pomely, the younger snake sister. Once you do, she will be very happy and reward you with...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 16th, 2023, 6:17 am
by Flurryxvivo
...a heavy bowling ball, which must be used to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 16th, 2023, 11:08 am
by Super Luigi!
...blast out of a cannon over to her older sister Tuki, who will...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 18th, 2023, 10:59 am
by WesternTanager794
...clap and...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 19th, 2023, 10:41 am
by Super Luigi!
...give you a special newsletter for Funky later. Then, she'll tell you about someone she knows who looks similar to Dixie, but pursuing that quest is optinoal for the cheat. Next, you can...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 19th, 2023, 1:56 pm
by WesternTanager794
...kill kremlings in Rattle Battle which is very fun. K.rool gets a bit annoyed at this recurring nonsense, and puts an...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 20th, 2023, 10:26 am
by Super Luigi!
...end to it by sending Krunchas and Kutlasses, which will...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 21st, 2023, 11:15 am
by WesternTanager794
...surprise Rattly on his next pass through, which until then, he is off...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 22nd, 2023, 2:54 pm
by Super Luigi!
...to play the SNES with Cranky, since they both have giant SNES controllers. You must then decide who to be. If you choose K. Rool, then...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 23rd, 2023, 7:30 am
by WesternTanager794
...shame on you! :dixiehappy:. Just kidding. K.rool often wins, though he cheats sometimes by never giving up until he is bleeding to death in K.rool Duel and Krocodile Kore, when Cranky has a time catching up to K.rool and they are fairly evenly matched. K.rool wins 59% of their 102% matches with cheating 30% of the time. Their last DKC2 Duel encounter, playing the game over and over and playing to see who beats the games more times ends with this summary...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 23rd, 2023, 2:55 pm
by Super Luigi!
...where Cranky wins the Any% category easily, while both of them fight for 102%. Make sure to use the crate by the Klampon to...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 24th, 2023, 4:31 am
by WesternTanager794
...ask yourself, what Klampon is Super Luigi is talking about, and then bash that baddy, where then you are 1.28 seconds ahead of Cranky. Then...

Re: (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2.

PostPosted: October 24th, 2023, 7:59 am
by Super Luigi!
...you must free the giant mermaid that K. Rool may have imprisoned, and if she's starts attacking, then you must defeat her as well. After the boss battle, she will then...