DKC Atlas Forum

...you will finally achieve the goal of unlocking Donkey kong in DKC2! More importantly, all kongs from the original trillogy in all games of the original trillogy in a collection pack of sorts! However, if you try to start this up, King K. Rool will be mad at you and will force you to complete every single boss fight in the series!(in no chronological order) This thankfully does not include the K. rool fights-at first! Once you beat all the bosses other than the K. Rool fights, the three K's of the series will congradulate you, but now you have to fight THEM, this time in the order in which they appeared:
King K Rool(DKC1)
Kaptain K Rool(DKC2 standard fight)
Kaptain K Rool(DKC2 secret fight)
Baron K Roolenstein(DKC3 standard fight)
Baron K Roolenstein(DKC3 secret fight)

Once this is over the collection will be playable normally. Each game in the trillogy has DK barrels that act in a way similarly to the barrels in DKC4(which sadly is not officially released yet), but aside from that the games play just fine.

Unfortunately even the developers could not get past the 2D Aztec stage, and if you cannot do it either, do not worry-there is an alternate way of doing the code that will prevent this!

Start a new game and get the red balloon at the end of level target with Diddy, then...
(Note: this next version of the totally true code will have some spice to make it more interesting-now the ability to make the characters do whatever you want is limited to what happens in the first three donkey kong games, DK64, and possibly even some of rare's other classic games on the N64. Of course, this is only something for the maker of the forum game, Gamerboy, to decide, but that's just me.)

...you must escort Dixie through a secret castle level. You can still switch to her, but you must never lose her, for she is important. After passing by several Spinies and Klampons, Dixie must make it into her barrel. From there, you're blasted through the DKC Atlas into Jungle Hijinks. Play through the level as normal, except make sure to get the two super secret Blue Baboon Balloons at the end and blast away into Springin' Spiders. Perform the warp glitch after two minutes. Then, use Diddy with Dixie to...

...fling inside a diddy barrel leading to the bear coin within the "Collect the stars!" bonus stage you got sent into via the warp glitch(no idea how everyone else make the text similar to DKC2 yellow text font). You will be shot into a DKC1 warp zone that sends you into an otherwise unused Swanky bonus stage(after the other one from before). Swanky speaks:
"WELL THEN FOLKS! WE HAVE A SUPER SPECIAL PLAYER FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW!"
His super hard questions are as follows:

1. How many DK barrels are in the 5th level of Krazy Kremland? What is the name of said level?
2. What changes were made to important items from DKC1 to DKC2? What same changes were changed in DKC3?
3. Whose ^alternate path^ was not made as of now for *this lost expedition of sorts*?

*Obviously referring to the totally true code
^Must be made after answering swanky's questions(you are automatically sent to that part of the code)-the same rules above apply, however!

The answers to swanky's questions above are as follows...

you know what who cares you run away and fly into a random desert in the middle of hell and toss every hammer you own onto a cactus, then....

...noodles erupt from the legendary Golden-Red Cactus! You must then eat the noodles and dive into the sand, where you are warped to DK Island. Then, find Dixie and Tiny, for they are the keys. Once together, the three of you must...

...do a rain dance at a specific spot on Gorilla Glacier,
then eat exactly 2.683 tons of bananas (no more, no less!),
and snowboard on Funky's board down to Vine Valley and then...

...find the super-secret first bonus in Forest Frenzy. Once there, choose Dixie and battle Tiny. If you lose, you are warped back to Gorilla Glacier. Once you are victorious, head to Clam City and...

… Mattrizzle is the key.

...to finding the Red Wizard, who...

…is the key of the tree of knowledge…

...that's located somewhere in Vine Valley...

...Right next to the tree of Krusha the magnificent...

...which itself holds a secret that not important right now. With the key, you must...

...blow up Bluster's barrel factory...
This is a fun forum game.

...and escape before you are trapped in a barrel yourself. If you fail, then you must try again from the beginning of the scene. After running away, you...

Indeed, and I should probably think of goofier replies.

…learn that DK turned into a robot..:

...to battle Kremlings in space, which means...

...Judgment Day is imminent (the terminator kind)...

...therefore, you must battle Kalypso with Enguarde, who is very powerful. Instead of killing her afterwards, however, you must instead help her...

…Play Stickerbush Symphony in Major…

...C key, which will open Diddy's favorite cave. Once inside, you must...

…play dkc5, Wizpig returns which is…

...the best game in the series. Once you 108% complete it, a girl will appear, and you must...

…shake hands and then provide a statue of a Brussels sprout to enter the Volcano Force Point Temple…

...to find someone from 1995, who will...

…convert the Scribes letter into C or Assembler…
Actual thing.

...which will explain what David Wise and Grant Kirkhope were planning. Then, you'll see that they...

...were exceptionally brilliant, and...

...actually didn't fight each other. Instead, when you combine their favorite pieces, you end up with another secret to unlocking DK, which is...

...a endless cheat to unlock donkey kong in dkc2, which leads to the treasure of inka dinka doo which...

...is hidden by many non-lethal traps, since this is a kid's game. Once you find a Cat-O'-9-Tails with a mustache, you must...

...moonwalk to speedrun that part optimally, which results in...

...the Cat-O'-9-Tails saying his catchphrase and falling off the screen, awakening...

...yarharharing pirates, which they steal...

...Kiddy's pacifier, which shouldn't be possible. This awakens his rage, causing...

...cloudy with a 40 percent chance of raspberries. Consequently,...

...you must then play as Donkey to escape from a fourth castle level, although you don't unlock him yet. Klump will then appear to aid you by...

...zing-za-zote, and then it should...

...open the door to a familiar lair, where...

...Krusha is smart, resulting in...

...him activating a machine that summons Kuddly, a friendly pink Kremling. She will then help you in a very short level, where you must...

...Kuddle Kuddly, and then...

...she'll give you a cannonball for a cannon bonus stage. There, you must collect the stars, and...

...destroy the all from doing...

...bad things with bananas. Donkey will then appear with Funky, who...

...will then be operating his flying surboard...

...at Krazy Kremland in the clouds, where you must speak to him and...

…pontificate all day and…

...finally end the game from five years ago, which isn't DKC2. Funky will then tell you to...

…Try out the perhaps terrible tropical freeze, which Diddy realizes that David Wise’s soundtrack is…