DKC Atlas Forum

...make a sports jacket out of it. Wear the sports jacket to a football game (any is preferable but remember that it is an AMERICAN football sports jacket and not a Futbol sports jacket, the latter of which is only applicable if you have a Spanish revision of the game) and root for the away team in the home section. Then you will be warped to a "Bash the Baddies" bonus game where you must defeat the attacking sports fanatics. Upon winning you will be rewarded...

...two gold doubloons. You must then go spend them at Qyzbud's Restaurant, which just happens to be where I ate dinner last night, in the next level. If you can survive the constant onslaught of bread loaves from his employees, Qyzbud will emerge and investigate the matter at hand. He will then berate his staff for their recklessness, take the doubloons, add them to his treasure, and reward you with one his world-famous...

... banana. After receiving the banana, and bumping this old topic once again, you need to find a tiny, banana-shaped keyhole in . IN order to look for it successfully, you have to do that glitch that allows both Kongs to go through the area without the rocket. Once you find the hole (which is under the Ignition Barrel after the Star Barrel), you will enter a bonus stage, like in Super Smash Bros.. Once you board all 90187895967182567907896865754689776548907657906579079685790685790 platforms, you are warped to...

...some sort of crazy place with snakes. Not just Slippas either, all kinds of snakes. They will attempt to hypnotize you by shooting rings out of their eyes. After you either defeat or avoid them all, you must then clear the area again by using the other method. Then, everyone will be freed from the snake curse and eat waffles. Cranky will appear and state you're getting closer to unlocking DK, which will most likely make you happy. Then, you must struggle to keep yourself and the Kongs awake as you navigate through Kannon's Klaim. Upon reaching the top and hitting the target, you will then need to...

Pause the game and get 100% completion on every game Donkey Kong has appeared in, ever. (No, arcade Cranky Kong doesn't count.)
Now stuff all the games into your SNES/Wii/Emulator/Etc. and you will have unlocked Donkey Kong.

Unfortunately, you can only use him in q Monkey Museum. To get him into the other levels, you have to...

...welcome a newcomer to Donkey Kong's Country Atlas by giving him directions to read the rules and have fun! But wait, there's more! Next, Cranky shall ask you to assist Luigi in finding the Lost World, which is really lost this time, and avoiding Dixie. Your first step, is to...

find everything in it then Cranky will say if you passed then...

"...go to the Krocodile Kore!" Once there, Luigi must jump inside the Kore. However, your job is to keep him alive while he travels. To do this, you must not attack him with Dixie. Diddy can abuse him all he wants. Once Luigi has made the jump...

...Cranky will be the final boss he wasn't in Dkc because he was too powerful so once you defeat him he will come back but then...

...jello. Jell-O shall be everywhere, and you must eat it all. Quickly run into it all before time runs out to claim a prize, which will be...

...The Last Portal which requiers you to beat all donkey kong games in less than 0.00001 seconds then...

...you shall be in Pirate Panic. Race through until the Midway Barrel, then switch to Dixie and complete the level, but make sure you use the Rambi glitch! Next, go to Monkey Museum (it should be open) and talk to Cranky. Instead of his normal whippersnappering, he'll tell you to...

Complete his challenge of eating all bananas in 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds if you don't you have to start all over again then...........

...Head to Gangplank Galley. Here, you must progress through the level as normal until the end, where you must return to the start. There shall be a sound effect and a coin. Grab it and...

...do the nae nae then...

...grab the nearest red life balloon, which will open...

...A portal to ...

...Jell-O Land, where you must avoid being trapped and vibrated to death by giant pieces of Jell-O. Here, you must...

...Eat the Jell-O then transform to the king or else you will start all over again then you...

...go on a rampage with syrup of bananas, where you then...

,,,kick cranky in the nuts and say young whippersnapper while at it then...

...proceed to utter utter garbage at udders utterly, until you earn a banana coin that...

...transports you to...

...some place in the Pacific where...

...you must complete...

...Alexia the Rabbit. Once you do, jump into the ocean to...

Ride then you must

...flip some pancakes, because DK will be hungry for them. After baking the pancakes, you must then bring them to...

...DK's girlfriend ...

...otherwise known as Candy...

...But dk's been seeing..

...the girl next door, who makes...

...Banana pancakes best on the Island so she...

...will flip the dip into the chip to prohibit...

...pride the she sells them for...

...three coins a pop, which pays handsomely. After the big sale, the girl next door will then give Diddy a...

... a computer. He will then post "tfw you will never unlock Donkey Kong in Donkey Kong Country 2." Subsequently, someone else responds with...

..."Nuh-uh, troll! I did it last week!" Then, you must find this mysterious typist as Diddy by...

..eating a shark in the desert and selling all of your belongings to a platypus, if you did it correctly, Diddy will fly to the house of the typist, where he...

...goes ape. You must then stomp on the typist's head and throw him out the window. Then, eat ice cream with Dixie by...

...stealing the car of the typist and teaching Diddy to drive it.
Now you need to drive to the store, then you should find Dixie.

WARNING: There's a 75% chance of Ratly appearing instead of Dixie, if so, you'll have to repeat this cheat from the very beginning.

Talk to Dixie and she will...

...tell you to order two small, chocolate-dipped, ice creams with bananas on top, from the Chinese man. If you get the large, it will be too much, and both Diddy and Dixie will fall down and lose a life. After eating, talk to the only other two guys in the restaurant, but only as Diddy. If you are controlling Dixie, she will, perhaps on purpose...

(This is where the endless cheat hits a fork in the guide, as we need to know about what happens if diddy does this)...ask them if she can burrow ALL of the money they currently have so she can use it build a teleporter to DK Isles in order to have Donkey Kong join her and diddy in DKC2. She will have a 50-50 chance to outright steal it instead, however, so be careful! Unfortunately for her there is no second teleport to send dixie back to where diddy's real location is, so instead of sending dixie and dk back you have to do the following...

( Take note of these kong letters. They will be of use later on. )

(I'm a tad confused on who I'm writing this for and where this cheat is going, but I'll just continue your path.)

... 1. Get Dixie and DK to the end of the level they're in, making sure to find the bonuses.
2. Collect the at the end once you do so.
3. You'll then control Diddy. Use him to travel the town in search of the , and then the shortly after.
4. Back to Dixie and DK, in order to find the , you must...

...hot swap the cartridge again(what is hot-swapping anyways?)with DKC3 this time. You must then play as KIDDY ONLY and get to the end of ANY level in the game(discluding the boss levels) and at the end, the game will count the number of the minutes remaining and compare it to the alphabet letter with the same number. If you got the lucky number 7(7:00), you will be earned with the letter . The game will congratulate you for this by saying: "Well done! You found all the letters! Now go back to Donkey and Dixie for a surprise!" As the statement says, we have to head back to donkey kong. Hot-swap the game cartride with the one for DKC2 after the becomes collected by KIDDY kong. Remember how there was no second teleport for dixie kong to come back? Collecting all the KONG letters will send each holder of the letters to a warp zone. Kiddy's, which locks the game,can only be bypassed by returning to DKC2 via hot-swapping, as i stated before. When you return to DK, Diddy and Dixie, you realise that the teleporter is unable to work, as the that Diddy kong found MUST be used by dixie for the warp to work. Once it does get used properly, you can get everyone to head into either DKC1, DKC2, or DKC3 using the warp zone, activated again every time the KONG letters are collected again, replacing the 1up found. To make this work...

...quickly eject your game and replace it with Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure, complete that game with all the PITFALL letters and save you dad, take the game out after shutting the system down, bash the two games together three times, and hastily insert DKC 2. Once at the title screen, press Start and select a new game. Scroll down to the cheat menu, insert the Konami Kode, Hard Mode Kode, and the Kremling Kode. What's the Kremling Kode? To find out, you must go online to www.dkc-atlas.com. Search the entire site. If you still can't find it (and you won't. I mean really, when's the last time this place was updated, 2009?), visit the Forum and talk to this slightly creepy man. He will tell you the Kode, which is...

... "In my sunken pirate ship!" Oh noes! It's a trap! The man-no, CROCODILE-was Kaptain K Rool in disguise! RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE back to where you found the real donkey kong to fix this mess. The defeated Kaptain K Rool will then be forced by DK to tell you the wherabouts of the sunken ship-and more importantly, the kremling kode. It's somewhere near his cousin Bowser's underground lair! *snip* Back to the old drawing board, or rather your neiborhood, to get a copy of SMW and complete the star road in under 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 66 seconds. I'll explain what the deal is with the numbers later. Upon doing so, with Dinosaur Land changed, quickly get to the sunken ship level while you still have less than 6:6:66 to do so and complete the secret ending shown here:
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/I_HATE_YOU (don't ask why this great find was put on the trollpasta wiki, it's actually pretty good.)
You will then be congradulated by the game(again) and will be told to meet someone in a forest, but who? You go to the address of the forest(which was apparently put in your email somehow) to find...

...Slender Luigi, a blatant rip off of another certain skinny man who must not be named, lest I be sued! He will say nothing, but will throw enemies at you. Defeat them before spikes kill you. Then, SL will teleport everywhere, and you must then continue on your quest. After a while, you will find a boyfriend and girlfriend trapped by a tree. Free them, because it's the right thing to do. Then, the three of you must leave the forest and move towards the beach. It should be nighttime now. At this point, everyone should search the beach for...

...some magic seashells that will help out later. You will need to use a shovel(hope you found one in the ghost house-it will be dropped by Slender Luigi at the beach) to get the seashells out of the sand to do so. Or you can just smack the sand like a fool to make yourself look bad as you attempt to find it. Take every single seashell you find in the beach sand and bring the couple back to your house so they can use the street fighter plane to fly back to DK isles and return to Donkey Kong. He will be surprised by the couple you brought-which were actually monkeys-because they are the real and , much like DK. Without them, you have to restart the Slender Luigi fight over again just to do this part of the cheat properly. Now that the three of you have come to DK Isles with all those sea shells, give them to DK. He will thank you for what you have done thus far in this cheat and will tell you about the final part of the cheat and how to figure out the kremling kode(this is basically what the totally true code is meant for as of right now-once you figure out the kremling kode the cheat's over )...

...This will naturally be the hardest part of the entire cheat. In order to figure it out, you must complete a 16-bit rendition of the Aztec level from Goldeneye N64 on 00 Agent. Cranky will then congratulate you, but say he would have done it on an even harder setting. Then, after all your hard work, you'll finally know the Kremling Kode and unlock DK's playable status in DKC2. After being taken back to the File Select screen for DKC2 (which plays Donkey Kong Rescued for some reason), continue to input the code. Suddenly, The Flying Krock will blare through your speakers, as you realize you've been played for a sucker! To access the TRUE Kremling Kode, you must enter a DKC2 Pit of 100 Trials and face every possible enemy combination. AND THEN you'll get the Kode! However, in order to input it, you must complete the Aztec level again, only this time the enemies will have 10x as much health and proceed to kill you in one shot from fast guns that never miss! If you manage to do so, Cranky will call you a true video game hero and a family man , and you will finally be able to enter the Kremling Kode! And once you do...