Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 30th, 2023, 5:11 am352 Oil drums the way they are in the boss level.
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Posted: May 30th, 2023, 5:11 amRe: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 30th, 2023, 10:57 am353. Hooks are not boomerangs.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 30th, 2023, 11:03 am354: castles don’t have crushers.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 30th, 2023, 11:20 am355. Towers don't have toxins.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 31st, 2023, 6:22 am356: Monkeys don’t drive cars.
DK64 car races. I don’t know if DKR counts for this count.
DK64 car races. I don’t know if DKR counts for this count.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: May 31st, 2023, 11:19 am357. Birds don't spawn barrels.
I did see a video of an orangutan driving a golf cart once.
I did see a video of an orangutan driving a golf cart once.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 1st, 2023, 5:06 am358 canes aren't pogo sticks.
interesting! does 358 count?
interesting! does 358 count?
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 1st, 2023, 12:26 pm359. Jetpacks would burn you.
I think everything counts.
I think everything counts.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 1st, 2023, 5:21 pm360: Crystal Coconuts don't fuel jetpacks.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 2nd, 2023, 11:42 am361. They probably don't exist either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 2nd, 2023, 12:28 pm362: museums aren’t curated by monkeys.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 2nd, 2023, 12:36 pm363. Monkeys don't host quiz or carnival shows.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 6:16 am364: barrels aren’t just part of the jungle landscape.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 12:27 pm365. They don't respawn and replace previous barrels either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 6:48 pm366: Monkeys don't have tears.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 4th, 2023, 12:22 pm367. They don't wear clothes either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 4th, 2023, 1:58 pm368: apes aren’t referred to as kongs.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 5th, 2023, 8:26 am369. Birds cannot lift apes.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 5th, 2023, 9:34 am370: Swordfish do not float through the air and climb up trees? 
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 5th, 2023, 1:34 pm371. Puffer fish don't explode.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 6th, 2023, 7:13 am372 crocodilesdont manage factories.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 6th, 2023, 12:14 pm373. They don't own castles either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 6th, 2023, 1:48 pm374: tires don’t bounce you sky high.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 7th, 2023, 7:35 am375. Barrels don't open carnival gates.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 7th, 2023, 1:18 pm376: It's not a "negative, ghostrider" moment when you hit plus barrels. In other words, barrels don't influence the attack of a ghost.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 8th, 2023, 11:07 am377. They also don't speed your cart up.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 8th, 2023, 11:29 am378: rats running wheels don’t influence doors.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 9th, 2023, 1:08 pm379. Guns are not vacuums.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 6:37 am380: spiked cannonballs don’t rotate in circles.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 6:52 am381. Freezing will likely hurt.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 7:20 am382: lava melts you.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 7:24 am383. There likely isn't an exact slow motion gas.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 7:26 am384: Monkeys don't have currency.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 7:55 am385. They don't ride rocket barrels either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 8:18 am386: eating bananas doesn’t make plinking noises.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 12:22 pm387. Balloons don't play a tune.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 10th, 2023, 5:36 pm388: crocodiles in barrels don't take away years of your life. Not level 50!!
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 11th, 2023, 6:05 am389. They don't take your bananas either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 11th, 2023, 6:17 am390: birds can’t fly parallel to you.
If you are a hummingbird or kingfisher or a kestrel, you can’t really be consistently parallel. They are the only ones who can hover.
If you are a hummingbird or kingfisher or a kestrel, you can’t really be consistently parallel. They are the only ones who can hover.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 11th, 2023, 2:13 pm391. You won't have much luck befriending people, especially a rhino or bear.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 12th, 2023, 5:38 am392: bears don’t have stores.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 12th, 2023, 12:44 pm393. They don't have birthday parties either.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 14th, 2023, 5:53 am394 octopi aren't invincible.
Paddington does. the books are way better.
Paddington does. the books are way better.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 14th, 2023, 12:23 pm395. Vultures typically scavenge.
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Posted: June 14th, 2023, 4:57 pm396: You grab a barrel, and it's not going to break by rolling it into someone or a wall.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 15th, 2023, 12:03 pm397. Forests don't have trees with faces.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 15th, 2023, 5:40 pm398: monkeys don't have labs
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:20 am399. You can't cut a tree vertically.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:22 am400 Monkeys don't get canes in the jungle
i'm sure i could find a way. going upwards you can dig a chamber underground and start from there. you need somewhat of a support to cut downwards, though.
i'm sure i could find a way. going upwards you can dig a chamber underground and start from there. you need somewhat of a support to cut downwards, though.
Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life
Posted: June 16th, 2023, 11:35 am401. You can't play a N64 in a cave.