DKC Atlas Forum

161. When you heard Retro was working on a game for the Wii U you instantly hoped for DKC2R.

I sure did... nothing's confirmed

Haven't tried :3

Why do people think they can properly enjoy Oreos without milk?

...a few large rocks, coconuts, watermelons, etc. This clearly won't suffice to take down two bosses. Go to the ESRB rating on your DK64 cartridge and change it from "E" to "T". Now that you can get away with more explosive weaponry, blast a hole through their fortress, destroyin...

Yes, those children Tim named are the "September Children", all committed suicide for the similar gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans discrimination. Wikipedia link on suicide of Tyler. Chibisai, if you give me a link to that post I'll be sure to Like it. Out of curiosity how long were you crying? ...

When you guys get the chance check out the video link I put in the "It Gets Better" topic.

Bumping for something I'm fairly certain supporters would be interested in watching -- a music video by Rise Against: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP4clbHc4Xg Almost cried. (RA is known for VERY meaningful music videos... animal abuse, politics, friendship, war, love, the Apocalypse, you name it. ...

159. You make a small section of your city in SimCity like Kongo Jungle. Complete with a lake.

160. You've searched up DKC Bloopers/Parodies on YouTube and instantly got all the humor.

(yup, I'm guilty of those two)

You all need to wash your mouths out with soap.

Which flavor of soap is your favorite?

..."That was delicioussssss. Asssss for your monkey friend, there'ssssss a tribe of Orangatangssssss down there, perhapssssss he'ssss with them?" You go down a path and after a while you come across a group of orangatangs, Lanky amongst them. Greet Lanky and ask him if he's seen DK. Lanky ...

This is gonna sound pretty nerdy but... I made a tribute to Kongo Jungle and KremKroc in SimCity Creator. I made the road curves from KJ's overworld in original DKC and had a small lake with houses and trees, and for Kremkroc, a simple industry area with plenty of air pollution and a rather long lak...

I love chocolate, and therefore love Willy Wonka.

Why can't the chocolate factory really exist like in the movie?!

..."I'll give you the anssswerrssssss you requessssst, if you give me some eggsssss for dinner. I'm sssssstarved." Run over to the Krow's Nest of the Gangplank Galleon, and grab some eggs. However, when you pick some up Krow's ghost reappears yet again for a rematch! "Don't you know? ...

"I can't feeeel, the way I did before, Don't turn your back on me, I WON'T BE IGNORED!" ...so I found out I really like Linkin Park and got addicted to like 5 of their songs. And when I get addicted to their songs I mean "They've been played >50 times within the past few weeks and I ...

...the moon filed a lawsuit against you. Who would of guessed? Back to court. You're charged for "Carving the Moon into a monkey's face." Get Cranky Kong to vouch for your innocence. "Kids these days wouldn't do stuff THIS daring! Why, back in my day, incidents like these were regular...

As I said, he's misunderstood. Do you know how boring it must be to stay in one place and explode constantly for millions of years? The Sun's trying to speak out and be saved! Also he hates global warming.

Am I the only one here who thinks having one blue eye and one brown eye would be cool?

The Sun doesn't hate us! It's just so misunderstood! Maybe he's facing some stress now and needs a way of expressing his feelings. Through heat. And giving me a sexy sunburn on my cheeks and nose.

Why did I fall asleep while tanning?

...a giant red "X" just like on the map. Guess this is the spot. Start digging through, and after about 15 minutes, you come across an ancient Kremling mine. Hop onto a minecart for the fiercest mine cart level ever. Mostly because everything is crumbling before you. After an elaborate but...

Happy birthday Mark! ---- I love how I was able to walk out of school without a backpack completely oblivious to the fact I forgot it in a locked music room last period on Friday... and none of my friends even noticed! Funny DKC article Only two days left of school! ...then city tests harder than ou...

...a restraining order. Dang. Time to get crafty. Move to a different country and make an alias for yourself. Now try politely asking, "Can you give me the code to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2?" They reply, "Why are you playing a game that's fifteen years old? There's a new one you know...

Completely.

Have you ever realized how empty your life would be without a certain person?

ooo, deep question this time around

Today, so far, I got startled by some rattling keys and got milk in a headphone. Epic life.

NEW E3 COMING UP!

No word on Donkey Kong games, but there will be confirmation of Nintendo's next console. Also, rumors about Super Smash Bros 4 circling around!

Recently I've been addicted to Linkin Park's earlier songs such as Papercut.

Also, other good bands I like are Rise Against (as I posted before), Avenged Sevenfold, and Silverstein.

Simian: DKC1: Nostalgia classic, easier and shorter compared to rest, forever classic and hilarious moments, best music. DKC2: Increased challenge and length, great gameplay and very good music. DKC3: Weak link. Most depth, items and levels, but least charm, terrible bosses except for Rool and sound...

The weirdness of going to a doctor for one problem and leaving with a different one.

You're too busy posting on DKC Atlas and listening to Linkin Park.

Oh wait, that's kinda me...

Why are batteries made to expire in the next decade, yet barely last over a month when I use them?

Probably not, considering those real vegetarians.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

102: Crocodiles cannot organize a military and use them to overthrow an ape and his nephew via a series of sabotages and plot twists. (gosh I love this game)

103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.

It's simply amazing how you view some people can be changed completely in a day... nice smack of "WTF" I got today over some kids I've known for a while. :| Eh, I just know when I learn to drive my mom will force me to drive my younger brothers places, but then again, will I enjoy just bei...

@Chibi: Great for your brother! Gotta love rebelling against school...

@Everyone: I was kidding about the masculinity thing

96: You can't expect a small jetpack to support a spider-monkey and a 300 pound ape.

Are .gifs allowed?

-Street Fighter II/Alpha/IV series
-Ace Combat series
-Burnout series
-Smash Bros. series
-Jak & Daxter series
-Ratchet & Clank series
-Monster Hunter

75 giant bananas in my hoard,
75 giant bananas,
Regular DKC bananas float,
K. Rool lives in a boat,
74 giant bananas in m hoard

You have no soul.

How come this apocalypse sucked?

@Simian, it's not a good thing to be compared to JB. In fact, hand in your balls now. You've unearned your masculinity.

@Phyre, your BF has longer hair than you and wears girls clothes? O_o

Well, guys, as I type this from the afterlife, I have only this to say:

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever. I demand a refund. I hate being a ghost.

Lol, JK, today was a nice day.

@Segue: You kinda look like Justin Beiber, just saying

Some Japanese music group, Google it.

Since I don't speak Japanese I'll reference a different band...

Hey man, now did ya hear, our final days are near?

Odd thing happened to me today. So I was exiting school today, a bit late cuz we still had to put our instruments away after last period music. Now, at this point most buses leaving the school are filled. I went to the end buses to try my luck at getting a seat (aka procrastinate choosing bus), howe...

This is a question within a question with an answer within an answer....

Why the heck are Inception jokes more famous than the movie itself?

...blast "Stick Stickly" by Attack Attack!. That'll wake anyone up... or turn them deaf. After you're done rocking out, you think the area could use some improvements. Make some trees, plants, cave and a lake to get that classic Kongo Jungle feel. However, it turns out there's a secret at ...

...a fork in the path. There's a sign in between the ways. On the sign, it labels the two paths. The left way says "ESKAPE" in crudely written letters. The right says "DO NOT ENTER." You must debate now which way to tak-- ah screw it, go on to the right. The path goes downwards a...

It could just be your controller, I know my GC controller sucks.

Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

It's just that awful feeling of knowing someone means more to you, and you still care about them, while they can't care the same amount back to you. On the flipside, summer's soon, so maybe there's hope left -- hope to gain back. In less depressing news, I'm addicted to Silverstein. Woo. And, I may ...

You've honestly never felt sad until you've felt heartbroken...

And hang out with aliens? Sounds cool.

Isn't Crabcore the best guitar style you've ever seen?

...ask for information. At first the locals think you're crazy, but imagine their surprise to hear the crocodile respond? It stands upright like a Kritter and is shocked to see you come all the way to Egypt just to find Donkey Kong. However he refuses to tell you unless you beat him in combat. Jump ...

I meant in real life, Chibisai. Still nice to know you guys won't.

My math teacher just cannot teach us right... I swear I got a generous curve on my average from her, impossible I got over a 90.

That awkward moment when you realize you suck at making plans... I just got a new English teacher for the rest of the year cuz my old one is expecting a baby. YES! Best new teacher ever, judging from just one day. More class discussion, less mean, I would actually look forward to this guy now. Gotta...