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OVA DERE!

Wait, where is "there"?

That last one should be 215. You might've missed Ribbedebie's post.

I don't know.

Where is your banana, and why will it get stolen?

Thank you Super Luigi! But your cinnamon roll is in another castle!

WHY ISN'T WALUIGI IN MARIO KART 7???!!!!???!!!?! GRBBRFGBRBGFRBFGBRFBBGRGBRBFBBRG

I don't write fanfics, so no.

Have you replaced Phyreburnz?

My mother.

Have you seen Captain N: The Game Master?

I 'unno.

DUCK, YOU TURKEY!

Why should you?

The steel container in the Kong Kollege looks like a bucket in the game's graphics, too.

39: Map out the levels as you play.

73 giant bananas in my hoard,
73 giant bananas,
This thread must be
More active, you see,
72 giant bananas in my hoard.

NO!

Ah-ah-owa?

Kleever, Kaptain K. Rool 2nd battle, and Mole Train.

I didn't.

Shall we go to the store?

A 8hvq893vt4uertcuqerhytqvtoiqyro8t2369852v805454vjiow4eeeeeyowjillion tons.

My 6 key was a bit stuck while writing this response. Why?

I'll answer with another question:

What is a Tag Barrel?

*insert song by the same name here*

Can anyone think of a better response?

...get some Bro. Items from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. This will let the Kongs, the Beautifly, and Young Link work together to defeat the Mega Robo-Kiddy. The first item you try is...

...switch to him and suicide. In your party, you find a Beautifly. You wonder how this got here, but then you remember that you used a Wurmple to defeat Kpruermpllieng. The Wurmple must've found a way out of your party and battled other wild Pokemon. You then ask the Beautifly...

Yes, it's a question.

Is Pwnhammer a Fighting-type move?

Because you can.

Oh, walkin' around in tall grass-WHOA! It's an Audino! What will Jelly Bean do?

DKCplayer wrote:As you saw on "DK plays the scary maze game", Chibi DKCPlayer had a gym ball. DK and Diddy finally ask what it's for:
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I actually have a ball like you do. I use it for sitting on more than I use a chair, though.

I don't know there was a move called Counter.

Diddy Kong used Detect! Diddy Kong protected himself! Kritter used Take Down! What happens next?

Donkey Kong fainted!

Which Pokemon Kong will you use?

They're lazy.

Why would a Kremling have 50,000,000,003 HP?

GIGA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

Did that work?

Tackle

How many HP did that take off?

Now I have!

Can somebody find a Nyan Cat variant for me?

Perhaps a fire fairy?

(Those are called Snapjaws, not Klaptraps. They might look like them, but they're actually robots.) ...the original Donkey Kong turns into Cranky Kong, and Donkey Kong Jr. becomes the current DK. You now need to warp into DKC2 in order to finish the cheat. You will do this by using the same stuff yo...

Because Rare was with Microsoft.

Why was Rare with Microsoft?

They've been drinking.

Has anybody seen this?

I guess.

Burp?

Green, black, and blue make the colors in the sky!

Where's my Samurai?

This woman.

What color is the sky?

I guess.

Does Sakuya use pads?

Because I like that word.

ZA WARUDO?

I don't have any kids or a wife.

Does anybody know the purpose of this video (if it has one)?

He's licking the screen, baka.

Why ain't ain't a word?

I don't know, since I'm not him.

Help! WHY DOES MY BROWSER KEEP CRASHING?

Um... no.

Has anybody seen this?

No, Boomer used those statement-questions in Super Paper Mario.

What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable?

A free tour ticket to the Nintendo HQ!

How can a question not be a question?

1. For OVER 9,000 dollars.

2. No.

Why is this an awesome song?

He wants to teach her something.

What is the fourth dimension?

Because he's evil.

Why is Japan an awesome place?

Because Bowser stole the Star Rod!

Why did Bowser steal the Star Rod?

No. If she did, the controls would be slippery.

Why do I like Touhou?

Because it does.

Why why why, don't I miss you a lot, forever?

...squish it. Easy as that. Then the real Lily White comes and gets angry for you beating up her Yukkuri. Unfortunately, you don't have any special powers, since she will start firing crazy bullet patterns at you. Thankfully, you have a tiny hitbox. But to beat her, you must...

We already did this.

Do you know about Touhou?