DKC Atlas Forum

I'm actually thinking about making some group pictures of us all. Well, I don't think that 'think' would be appropriate because I've already started and have me, Qyz, Tompa, Phyreburnz, and Tiptup Jr. done... ....Um.... what? Please, god, tell me that you didn't make me a monkey.............. Pleas...

No! Of course not! They were too mad that they did not make it in the game!

Or... do you think that King K. Rool was just making DK die over and over again...

I totally forgot about Johnny Quest! I used to watch that! As for Dextor's Laboratory, you can watch it on Boomerang.

No, we're too cool(?) for an outside opinion!... or something like that....

Now I start with a totally new question:

What was King K. Rool doing when Retro was making DKCR?

Happy birthday, Teh Epicness!

I may have to update later, because I might think of something later that I didn't think of now... Anyways, my list: 1. DKC1 2. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars 3. DKC2 4. Lost Vikings 2 5. Crash Bandicoot 2 6. Banjo-Tooie 7. Alfred Chicken 8. Super Mario World 9. Banjo-Kazooie 10.Lost Vik...

I'm currently working on the Christmas Special...The Nightmare Before Kwanzaa! Sounds groovy, man! I have some stuff on youtube, as well. During my senior year in high school, I took av productions. I posted the videos on my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/M310nH3ad My videos are... interestin...

I'm currently working on the Christmas Special...The Nightmare Before Kwanzaa! Sounds groovy, man! I have some stuff on youtube, as well. During my senior year in high school, I took av productions. I posted the videos on my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/M310nH3ad My videos are... interestin...

Aight, so for my speech class in college, I did a presentation on our distorted perception of beauty. For that, I had my mum take a photo of me, and I photoshopped the everloving f--- out of it. Check it out. Original: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1190.snc4/154208_1762263415660_1211...

Ok, while watching a christmas special with my mum, I thought of something terrible/funny.

Santa Kong.

He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's going to find out who's Gnawty and Gnice
Santa Kong Is Comin' To Town.

Yeah... I hate myself now.

Dude, Grunt Von Veizatun. Awesome ass videos! I freakin' love them!

I dunno.

Maybe we should start a cheat thread for that?

...Either way, your cartridge will catch fire. Once it does, catch fire, you must roast marshmallows over said flames. One the marshmallow is a nice toasty golden-brown, it must be consumed immediately without you getting burned. If you do get burned, back to the beginning you go. If you succeed, ho...

WAZ__Up wrote:In that case I don't think Retro Studios gives jack squat about a 14 year old Super Nintendo game that they had nothing to do with making

Some of the Retro team helped create the original DKC, not all, but some. The CEO of Retro Studios worked on the original DKC.

Because the last think you said didn't make much sense to me.... It's been a while since I've unlocked him and I have forgotten some steps...

Perhaps I have misunderstood your last step?

Like a million times!

Why, haven't you?

Although I have never owned one, I must vote for the original game brick. I do own an SP (and a retro one at that), and I like the ability to play the older Game Boy games on it. I just have to go with the first because it was so dodgy that it was awesome. I realllllllllly want to get on one of thes...

What about scotch tape... or packing tape... or masking tape... or elmer's glue... or wood glue... or any glue/tape other than that with the name "gorilla" in front of it?

Does the name of two brands of tape/glue really dictate all of the rules for said products?

Only with gorilla glue.

Or would duct tape work better?

The end of the universe, of course!

Why does the universe end when a second pwnhammer enters the universe?

... the center of the earth. If you don't die from heat exhaustion, you must freeze the core of the earth. The purpose for freezing the center of the earth is...

Because you're just that... um... special :D

What exactly do you use a pwnhammer for?

No dude, DKC isn't there. It goes from the original Donkey Kong straight to Donkey Kong 64. I'm talking about the one with all of the Donkey Kongs lined up in a row.

Yahoo just posted a pictorial Donkey Kong feature, of course in honor of DKCR: http://blog.games.yahoo.com/photos/187-the-evolution-of-donkey-kong Dude, they totally skipped SNES! What the crap is this f---?! That makes me angry! It's called Donkey Kong COUNTRY Returns! And they skip out on the DK ...

... Turning into Mario by using the OTHER secret endless cheat, and then fireball the crap outta those Manky Kongs. Once you defeat the endless onslaught of Mankys, you have to change into Kong, James Kong...(agent quadruple O 7) and stop King K. Rool from blowing up the world in the next twenty min...

It's better, yes. And perhaps if Chris and Tim joined Retro, DKCR would have had Kremlings.

What would you think if Chris and Tim secretly joined Retro and made DKCR2 even better than DKCR?

Because Chris and Tim Stamper just wanted to do a "senior prank" type dealie. (Ya know, because right after they moved to Microsoft, they left Rare)

Did you find their "senior prank" funny?

Love the original! That's the one with all the good games like Crash Bandicoot, Gex, Spyro, Sim Theme Park, and a whole host of others! I have to say, when it comes to consoles, I usually prefer the originals (although, I prefer Snes over Nes).

... that involves jumping a high dive in a tiny pool filled with Chomps and Chomps Jr's. Once surviving the tank you have to ride a Rambi until you reach...

Ha! HAHAHAHAH! No! Retro is going to try to remake everyone knows and loves about Donkey Kong (this is just an assumption, so don't give me crap over it)!

Why must everyone remake everything into something worse and less fun?

Suicide gone wrong...

Why would DK want to kill himself?

As previously stated: You want to be cool like me and HavocReaper, and now teh epicness.

Didn't you miss our antics?

Prostitution? Oh, wait, you need a car to do that, too.

Would asking a loan shark for help be a good idea?

I have always thought that Slippa from DKC looks like either a Coral Snake or a Sonoran Mountain Kingsnake Slippa is a coral snake. have you ever heard this: Red to black, venom lack. Red to yellow kill a fellow. That's how you tell the difference between the harmless King snakes and Milk snakes be...

kingizor wrote:You'd be taking the same chance by buying it used.

Ah, but that's where you're wrong, my friend. There's a store that is very close that refurbish and sell old games and consoles. Everything is guaranteed to work, or your money back. Which is super-sweet!

I found a video with all the unused sprites in the series You should post a link! I would very much like to see this video! But about this game being creepy, I think that the most scary part was when you beat K. Rool in the Lost World. He floats away, the island is sinking, and he's laughing. That ...

I shall most definitely check them out. However, I do prefer the more mellow grunge (Blind Melon, Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees).

There would be no possibility of Donkey Kong actually winning that battle. The Keyboard Cat would kick some monkey ass.

Why can't DK win against three keyboard strokes (excluding, of course, the shift button)?

That "possible" K. Rool boss is a fake. Somebody made it in photoshop. There are a lot of very blurry areas (especially his wrist thing and his chest and shoulder). My money is on that being a fake.

Because you want to be a cool kid like me and HavocReaper.

Aren't we just the coolest?

One was the best! It was the most original. I loved the last world. I don't know if you could call them factory levels, but I loved the music and the way they were sat up. I also liked the balloons that you could jump on. They were DK head-shaped ,too! Two and three were pretty much just Game Boy ve...

Yes we have, but some people weren't willing to admit that. They kept saying that it wasn't confirmed until the game came out. I just wanted to make sure that people wouldn't keep saying that we still didn't know.

My only wish is that I could select all of them.

I'm with HavocReaper. I didn't like any of the bosses. But if I had to choose, K. Roolenstein.

Okay, the first time I saw this, I thought it was a joke.

Animal Antics was the WORST! I also hated web woods the first time I beat the game. It took me FOREVER! But now, it's not so bad. Rickety Race was also like that, but I really like that level. Toxic Tower was difficult, but really only the first part with Rattly. Pretty much every level in Krem Quay...

I love the castle levels! Although, I would say that I am more of a dark person... I kind of wish that there were more castle levels in the game. And you forgot about the roller coaster rides! Those are not... well, the background is dark because it's night, but the levels themselves are not dark as...

I think it's pretty official that there are no Kremlings, AT ALL. And especially no K. Rool. That's kind of a downer :(

Welcome, Kongo! I agree with you about the DKCs! I can't stand 3, either!

And Queen Avira, welcome as well. I know I've talked to you on other parts of the forum, but I forgot to welcome you on this one!

kingizor wrote:If you want something like Metal Gear Solid 3, I'd suggest Metal Gear Solid 2.

I think my brother has that somewhere in the deep, dark recesses of his room. That and the first. Although, it's probably better for me to buy my own copy. God only knows how many scratches are on his copy.