DKC Atlas Forum

...swimming down that really dark area in Clam City you dare not to go down. Glimmer should come along help you navigate, and in no time you should see Atlantis. How convenient to have an underwater utopia near your home, you think, but now's no time for sightseeing. Head on over to the middle of At...

I just don't know anymore!

Why in the heck was it RAINING in May a few days ago?!

The force is strong with you.

Why is swearing considered "immature" and "adult language" at the same time?

So it's finally nice out consistently for once at my state....

Aaaaand, my allergies want me dead. Coughing, red eyes, stuffy nose and everything. I feel like crap

Because of your sick, twisted mind.

Why are my allergies so motivated on killing me?

...unleash karate fury upon you! Underwater! Have an epic duel of the century against an experienced group of karate penguins of Antarctica while ensuring your own survival. Once you defeat them all, the king Penguin will dive towards you! Counter with...

Yay us! But we still haven't got much of a community, true it's there though small.

...a message that will self destruct in a few seconds! Uh oh, drop it and run! After the explosion you consider suing Microsoft, but then again the next time you went to court things didn't go as expected. In either case this doesn't help you get closer to Donkey Kong. You now need to try going dire...

Not over the interwebs.

Way hooo?

I have been addicted to "Almost Easy" by Avenged Sevenfold. I must've listened to it twenty times already.

In other news, I gave myself the UGLIEST profile pic on Facebook ever.

Because 90% of the people he sees is an enemy.

Wooooooooooow, what is it?

...that monkeys cannot be trialed. He questions how monkeys can even talk. Ugh, that was pointless. Doesn't matter now, at this point you're unusual eating urge has gone away. Leave Candy Kong alone for now, and go onwards in your quest to play as Donkey Kong. Send an email to Mircosoft demanding th...

If you enjoy chanting, poor health, sleeping on a hard wooden floor, stealing & killing, sure.


Do Yoshis enjoy omelets?

...that cannibalism is illegal now, and that she's not on the menu. Since when was cannibalism not allowed -- who made the law, you could of sworn DK Island had no concrete law system. Ask Candy where she heard this and she tells you that there was a court set up somewhere in Big Ape City. Climb up ...

:o :A SONIC THREAD?! In a Donkey Kong Country based forum?! This forum just has no hope. (just kidding) Anyway, I've played some of the older Sonic games, and judging from the information gathered about the new game I might look into buying it. My brother also had this other 2-D Sonic game for DS wh...

...full. Quite a nice pie, you think. However, the spirit of the pie escapes from your stomach and appears before you! And it's mad. Because it's a spirit, you cannot physically touch it. Call in the Ghostbusters! The Ghostbusters arrive and...

I'll answer with another question:

Haven't you noticed all schools do everything they can to make schoolwork and other things difficult for us?

...a sea serpent (how original). Lure it onto the grill nearby and cook it for Lent. Om nom nom on it's meat, and invite the whole family over. After, resume your carnivorous quest to cook Cranky Fish. Cook him at exactly 42 degrees for 3.14 minutes and then...

Dead men tell no tales.

Where did Funky get his surfboard?

While I did not understand 90% of that jargon, I do know that Rare used ACM (Advanced Computer Modeling), which involves taking full 3D computer generated characters and animations, and compressing them into sprites.

(source- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DKC#Graphics )

People who think they look good with one when they're not.

Is it really that hard to use a razor?

...levitation, a lethal cane, instant reflexes, projectile capabilities. You'll have to bring your A-game to this one... and you're B-game, C-games, every game you have to defeat this guy! Luckily, Diddy Kong removes his cap to reveal -- uh, normal chimp head. However, he gains a ton of speed and ag...

I just love when teachers are all assigning stupid projects that could be completed in a weekend and give the guidelines for them several weeks before they're due. Seriously I have like three weeks to do one thing :? And they're all "Start early! Consider doing ___!", etc. @Phyre: :o Cheat...

I'm having a very crazy, abnormal week. Monday, strangely I can hardly remember at all -- I'm assuming it was normal but I forgot most of it likely because of Tuesday. Weird. On Tuesday I awoke in the coziest, warmest position in bed and thought it was a Saturday morning and I woke up early. However...

My question was purposely stupid, it's in the name of the thread

Is anything more awesome than a goatee?

...unlock a secret mode in Starfox Adventures. Put the copy off your SNES and actually put it into the system it belongs in and check out the new secret addition to it. Oh, turns out it's the same game, just with DKC enemies. Play through this edition of SFA and get all the secrets. Now that you've ...

Cuz when it rains, people get wet (herp derp).

Why is it still raining in Spring?!

Cuz I'm negative like that. And my last question quoted Three Days Grace, so you're not alone quoting other bands.

If you could have the ability to rewind time and relive all your best past moments, how much would you pay to do so?

Personally, I would give anything

...a piece of paper with a large code. Several numbers and letters. Enter this code at the Live Marketplace and download the game that goes with the activated code. It's a remake of DKC2 in HD! Wow, looks amazing. This is Rare's attempt to return to it's Nintendo roots. Play through the whole game, ...

133. You expect to make a helicopter out of large golden coins with a "DK" logo on them which are roughly the size of an ape. 134. You jump on a floating barrel that either says "ON" or "OFF" when adjusting the light in the room. 135. You're able to visit a school on a ...

...an achievement, "Overworker", and worth 40G. Oh great, now you activated the Achievements feature. Get all the other achievements now and rack up your GamerScore. Once it reaches 9001, you will receive a message from Mircrosoft. This message reads...

To make the sky pretty.

Would you rather feel Pain, or nothing at all?

My dad is the one who got me into Donkey Kong Country in the first place. I used to watch him play, and beg him to often until I could play by myself. Been playing ever since. My mom knows of DKC but doesn't have an opinion on it really. One of my friends had played the original 2 player mode with m...

...they'll run out of soda and vinegar eventually. While the kids are out getting new supplies, you sneak into the empty volcano. You fall farther down than you expected, but you can still walk. You notice a small hole in a corner which caused the volcano to drain out quicker than expected. Enter th...

Cuz they get all wrinkled, teared, flowin' in the wind and are a dead giveaway.

Who would win in a fight? Mugly or Very Gnawty?

...DO A BARREL ROLL. Huh, looks like it worked, you dodged his fireballs and now his eyes are on fire. While epicnes is stopping, dropping, and rolling, you can escape. Get to da choppa and off the island, which explodes as you leave for some reason. Now go to the island setting of Donkey Kong Count...

Good point. Sad, really.

Why does the X-Men have a woman on the team, when they are all called the X-*MEN*?

...tear the castle down. However, teh epicnes is greatly pissed because of this. He glows red in anger and charges! Given his speed, you only have seconds to counterattack him by...

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

How come Cartoon Network can't stick to cartoons?

Looking good so far, apenpaap, nice to see you incorporate more characters from other games into the story and give them actual backstory.

Pffft. A Wii costs less than a 3DS. You got ripped off, dude. I personally will wait for the 3DSi.

...a flashbang goes off and blinds you. Now that you've been blinded (and your hearing's not so sharp either), you can't read the message Rare also put in the box. Well, great. Now you have to wait for it to wear off. Lie down and relax. When you're back to normal, you see the box Rare left behind d...

Actually, you're not alone, there's a TV show on Discovery revolving around chasing tornadoes. I forget what it's called (obviously has "tornado" in the title though).

Even if Rebecca is an auto-tune whore, am I the only one here who prefers her over Beiber?

idk lol

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, TODAY IS FRIDAY!

Kickin' in the front row, sittin' in the back row!

WHICH ROW SHOULD I CHOOSE?!?!?!?!?

...finish the Endless Cheat to get Springy Shoes in Banjo-Tooie. After that is accomplished, you will get the shoes and their springiness. Use them to get the Expansion Pack! Use the pack on Donkey Kong Racing to continue it. Now, you must beat all cups with all characters, getting gold in each one,...

I'll answer that with another question:

Does this change my disrespect for him already?

...say, "Please!" That was pretty anti-climatic, Donkey gladly obliges. He points to the top of a rocky waterfall. At the top, a shiny Expansion Pack! Climb up the waterfall using a hidden pathway behind the waterfall. In order to access this hidden, passage, you must use a Hadoken to ripp...

..."Actual game content sold separately." Aw, man. Well, obviously Rare isn't a reliable source nowadays. Time for a more reliable service -- Google! It solves everything! Search for the expansion pack. Eventually you'll find it. It's on sale... in Africa? Wait, more specifically, the CONG...

Because you're stupid (get it?).

Why is the rum gone?

...sacrifice one of your many DK plush dolls' arm and leg. Oh well, you can get a new one. Mail a doll's arm and leg and wait 4-7 weeks for a response. Then, a barrel jet will deliver a package from Rare. It's one of the treasure chests you found on Crocodile Isle! But they forgot the key. Luckily D...