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I can top all of those. I was in one of the pipe levels (can't remember which one) and I had transformed into Enguarde. I did his charge attack right next to the No Animal Buddy Sign, and I went right freaking past it. I had a seizure and two heart attacks. When I got back from the hospital, I went ...

I like the water levels, spooky forest levels, and anything on Chill n' Char Island. They overused the factories though.

Ha, she also has a ghost umbrella. I didn't know umbrellas had spirits.

ENGLISHDUDEOMFGAREYOURETARDEDCUZYOUSUREACTLIKEITYOUSTUPIDBITCH.

That'll shut him up.

You know what song is the worst of all? Soulja Boy. Easily the worst piece of music that has ever passed through my earholes, and I hear it all the time when I'm not in control of the radio. Why do people love him so much? I guess I could make a song where I say my name a thousand times and become a...

My brother, Sean, sometimes talks fast and we can't understand him. We decided that when he talks fast, he's speaking "Seanese". I have no clue how to speak Seanese and am not about to try. :P But over time, I've discovered that Donkey Kong Country in Seanese is said "DonKonCutry&quo...

Bottom line: I have no idea why she's even in this game. Wrinkly appears for a few seconds in the opening cutscene, and then you never see her again. She must've had a larger role, right? I seem to remember a screenshot showing Wrinkly floating on a ledge and DK and Diddy were across the cliff from ...

I fully completed the game six years after I got it. Don't be fooled into thinking that the second ladybug race is impossible-It's not!

But I don't feel like telling you my secret.

I've noticed that partial nudity is alot more acceptable in Japan than it is in other places of the world. Huh.

Qyzbud, I would be more than happy to type the character biography sections and/or the Kong Family relations page. I've always wanted to do something like that.

McKeon. Kari's last name is McKeon.

Phew... I had to let that out of my system somehow!

Twilight Princess is my favorite, although I haven't beaten it yet. I just haven't been able to get in to the Legend of Zelda series. I guess I'll always be a Donkey Kong fan deep down.

...And Mario.

Yeah, and I'll bet I'm the only person on the planet who knows Kari's last name.

Go on, try me!

Lion King, Toy Story 2, and that Donkey Kong Country movie that was really a bunch of episodes sloppily glued together. There are many, many more that I can't think of at the moment...

Oh yeah! Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. I love Pee-wee Herman, he's an awesome dude.

Holy crap, that was awesome. Welcome to the forums dude.

I wish I could speak two languages...

I've been playing the trombone for about three years now. I'm a sucker for classical music! :D In terms of what kind of music I normally listen to, though... I don't like music with words. Video game and classical music are about the only things I can get into nowadays. I wish my friends would take ...

I'm always the odd one out when it comes to athletic competitions. I'm one of the skinniest people in my school and I'm not strong at all. I played baseball five years ago, but I hated it and never participated in sports again.

I don't get sports. They're stupid. Sorry.

Basically, I'd just remove the Crystal Coconut. I always hated that thing.

My name, while it may not seem like it at first, has an interesting backstory to it. My doctor says I have an obsessive-compulsive disorder that makes me unusually interested in obscure characters from works of fiction. The Banjo-Kazooie series has a goldmine of stupid little characters like that, s...

Someone on YouTube called me Tittup once. I had nightmares for a week.

No, I'm not racist. I am a tad gaycist though, but I don't want to talk about that right now...

K. Rool has a pair of lucky dice in the Flying Krock. You can only see them for a second or two when he's heading toward the right side of the screen and you jump past him. There is also a human doll and a teddy bear in Swanky's Sideshow. The bear is explainable, but do you guys think that there are...

Ha! That should be their slogan. I love it.

Nickp17, you are just about the coolest person ever. The line of acceptance for a good-quality game has drastically lowered since the '90's. Yes, Galaxy is awesome. Yes, Brawl will be cool. But you just can't deny that video games have lost their charm. I miss being a kid. And you know what else? I ...

How do I put this... Yes, Internet Explorer may suck. But I don't care. I started using Internet Explorer when I was five years old, so you kind of get used to its flaws/minor imperfections. I don't get pop-ups and I don't download any useless toolbars So, as far as I'm concerned, IE works fine. Der...

Tiptup Jr.: It's hardly certain whether that promotional postcard is canon, as it's more likely just to be a 4th wall-breaking reference to his N64 outing; either way I think it's rubbish. Not only would that mean the same tumultuous events with Wizpig occured twice in so many years, but simply ski...

I pre-ordered it on gamestop.com. I'll probably get it on the 10th or 11th.

Qyzbud, and anyone else in a European/other territory, I am deeply sorry for you.

IE messes things up, gets cluttered with useless tool bars, gets viruses, can't adblock in the slightest, has a retarded download method, doesn't have spell check, is harder to clear browsing data, can't open accidentally closed tabs, and is much harder to customize, among many other things. Seriou...

Qyzbud wrote:

Tiptup Jr. wrote:Enguarde is a swordfish.

Superstar Genius Award goes to Tiptup!

I'd like to thank my parents, my brothers, and everyone on the forums for helping me achieve my goal of being a Superstar Genius. Wait a minute...

He's... he's... a cactus?

Those devious, devious game developers.

I use Internet Explorer 7. It's not too complicated, not too colorful, you know. I've tried other browsers, but I can't stand them. Seriously people, what's wrong with you guys?

With DK and Diddy's kick-butt role in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I'm sure there will be another classic DK adventure. Whether it'll be released in two years or ten, it's coming. Just watch.

Candy Kong should have been a playable character instead of Tiny. She's been there since the beginning and is much more important to Donkey Kong, being his closest friend and sweetheart; a fact Nintendo/PAON have chosen to completely ignore. And while Tiny's redesign is cute and appealing, it spits...

K. Rool is hilarious in this show. I just sat down to watch a few episodes, and I can't stop laughing at the "frowning duck bill syndrome."

Yeah, I think the torn parchment look, or the shiny golden treasure look would be a good approach. I should get on to this... but my plate is loaded with a tasty smorgasbord already. Lucky Qyz! :D Oh, you and your plate. Sounds like a feast! I agree on the torn treasure map. It looks very cool.

Jomingo, I could help you alot more if you told me what challenges you needed help on. I've beaten all of them.

I find that highly offensive, Graf. Donkey Kong 64 was an awesome game, but I'm actually glad that Tiny got in instead of Dixie. Think of how many games Tiny has been in since Donkey Kong 64. Yeah, two. Dixie was in both of those games, plus countless others since DK64's release. Now, what if Dixie ...

Enguarde is a swordfish.

Oh my god... You don't know what a YouTube Poop is? I've never had a way with words, but I'll try and explain it. It's like, clips from a certain show or game, but they actually make it funny by putting audio clips on certain parts and repeating stuff lots of times. Famous poop phrases include King ...

I've already mentioned this some time ago, but... Jonie the Whale. Just imagine Phantom Hourglass' ship segments, only you're on a whale. It could provide for some very complex situations... I'm thinking that Jonie can blow you out with her spout (is that what it's called, on the top of their heads?...

That's what she said!

Ha... get it? 'Cuz she's a prostitute?

Oh, nevermind.

For those of you who don't like the DKC television show, check out the Donkey Kong Country Warped series , starting with Klump's Humps and ending at the Search for Crappy. It really highlights some of the show's finer points, even if it is in a retarded YouTube Poop format. I like the segments where...

Kopter. You're being Lanky and you walk up to a cliff in a cave. Kopter springs up and screams "I'm going to get you, Lanky!" He starts pelting bombs at you, and you must dodge them. Every once in a while, he throws a Steel Barrel, which you must catch and throw at him. It's hard to aim be...

Heck, I love the show, and I'm... uh, older. I just can't explain it. I know it sucks, but it has this certain charm to it that makes it watchable. Personally, I like the episode where Cranky meets his younger self and realizes that he's just not cool anymore.

Funny television!

Check it out:



A Kremling target from DKC3! I'm going to use it as my avatar.

EDIT: What the heck? When I try to select it as my avatar, it says "file size must be between 0 and 6 Kb." Help?

Neither is Tiptup Jr. I was a celebrity at the DKU, and you know it!

Okay so two black guys walk into a bar.

And then two gay guys walk in.

And then the black guys kill the gay guys.

...

Uh... pickles?

Thank you, good night!

Assuming DK64 avatars will be permitted, I call the eventual Booker the Bookworm avatar.

I know. But just look at Mario Tennis. That game kicked some serious butt, but it had both DK and DK Jr. in the same game together.

Yay, 500th forum post!

Okay, I downloaded GIMP, but I still have no clue how to make avatars. I'm extremely confused. Somebody help!