DKC Atlas Forum

Ha ha... Those DO make sense!

Dude, Phyreburnz, that scares the crap outta me. :shock: Here's me: Cosplay(I'd be happy to tell you who but I think the photobucket title would give it away(I is totally fat)): http://s978.photobucket.com/albums/ae265/SeroSylvinBell/?action=view&current=AlexsPics551.jpg What I look like in the ...

*chuckles*Good theory but then how do you explain Diddy looking the same?

This version sounds familiar. *goes to fanfic and looks, eyes widenen* Oh my gosh! You're Captain Spock! Dude you have such a good adaptation!

Not sure if this counts as DKC-related, but: I've been playing a lot of Jungle Beat lately, and am currently working on doing a Platinum speedrun of it. I THINK it does---it's a game in the Donkey Kong series. I like that game but there was one part I could never get past. IT was that giant flower ...

Here are some of my non-DKC artwork: Eunuchs and Muppets: http://s978.photobucket.com/albums/ae265/SeroSylvinBell/?action=view&current=AlexsPics1280.jpg True Story (that's me in the background): http://s978.photobucket.com/albums/ae265/SeroSylvinBell/?action=view&current=AlexsPics686.jpg R. ...

Question: can we put quotes from fics we've read or fics we've written?

You like Cranky and Wrinkly a lot, don't you? xD Yeah. That's what most of my DKC fics are. I didn't really used to care for CraWri but now I can't get enough of it. I like KarWri as well I'm... kind of that way too, 'cept with Diddy and Dixie. You're not the first person I know who's like that. ;)

In The End: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6300380/1/In_The_End Carol Of The Bells: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5654557/1/Carol_Of_The_Bells Hit By A Smooth Criminal: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5421063/1/Hit_By_A_Smooth_Criminal Aren't You HER Offspring?: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5765048/1/Arent_Yo...

Heh... somewhat reminds me of a fan fiction I wrote where DK meets Diddy, here still an itty bitty baby, for the first time. It was adorable. Needs some fine-tuning, though. It had a rather humorous part where DK said his father didn't need to be so cranky about the kid staying in the house. 'Crank...

I don't know why but I seem to want to draw a picture of something happening when DK was being born. If anybody wants to guess but can't think of anything, here's a hint: his father's face is red and he can barely breathe because there's an arm crushing his windpipe.

One of the weirdest dreams I've had was where my history teacher was absent and Cranky was subbing. I was like, "WTF???????!!!!!!!!" What's funny is the next day we DID have a sub and I was relieved to find it wasn't Cranky. :shock: Also, I've been having odd dreams lately. See, I've been ...

I LOATH Glimmer's Galleon and Screech's sprint in DKC 2, Gloomy Galleon and Crystal Caves (mainly because of the giant clubby thing) in DK64, and the one fish water level in DKC3.

"Diddy, I thought you were a cheap character in DKC but Dixie is even WORSE!" (DKC 2) "Well, if it ain't that no good lazy son of mine." (DK64(I'm not sure that counts as a rant but oh well) "Argh! This story's even worse than Donkey Kong Country's! They're really scraping t...

At first, DK was my absolute fave. As the years grew, I became less and less interested in him. I still like him as a fave but now I seem to like Cranky and Wrinkly more. Dunno why. Oh, and Karate too. I guess that explains my CrankyxWrinkly/KaratexWrinkly fettish... Look at my stories and you'll un...

Chibisai Kong wrote:My brother and I argued one day when we were driving down the road with our dad to dinner about this.

OK, so by that I meant we were confused as anybody and so we settled the matter with---what else would siblings do---an argument and our dad told us to shut up!

No offense, but that's more confusing than MY theory

Only depending on your age, the other person's age, and what you/the other person did.

Nice. I like that idea.

Wait. Are you talking about the one on TBS or adult swim?

Yes... He was my boyfriend for about a year and we kept breaking up and getting back together over that period. But then, when we were in seventh grade, we were at a party for the winners of a boxtop contenst in the gym (the prize was playing kickball from about sixth period until the bell rang or s...

Even though Rare confirmed he isn't, but in my mind he was due to the fact that Cranky looks really old, lets say like 90 in human years, and DK looks really young, like a 20 year old in human years, unless DK was born when Cranky was 70, and I don't think Wrinkly should be able to give birth at 70...

"That's what she said."-Me "What would you like for Christmas, Jose?" "I think we should get him a bigger stick." "That's not what your mother said."-Jeff Dunham, Peanut, and Jose Jalapeno on a stick! "He takes everything that's mine!" "Like wha...

Yay, everyone's stories are better and funnier than mine! And yes, Cranky was playable. I know. I own the game now

It's possible that DK and Cranky aren't biologically related, but rather Cranky adopted DK, who Cranky raised to be a sort of successor to him, and that his mixed relationship of being DK's father/grandfather is just referring to Cranky's paternal role and advanced age. That's true---it IS possible...

"That outfit's skimpy..." "Put some longer pants on Ca---" "NO!!!!!! MAKE 'EM SHORTER!!!!!!"-my dad, me, and my stepmom when I was playing DK:BB

No, Soniccuz, I don't. Do you think TEXAS of all places in the SOUTH would have RAINFORESTS? The orange monkey thing was from playing too much DK64 as a little girl. That game was also the first one I ever played.

Also, I now own DK: BB.

If anyone has ever thought about making a parody of a TV show, such as Glee or Criminal Minds or Saturday Night Live, speak up! Tell us what you had in mind. One of the things I thought about making a parody of is Celebrity Ghost Stories, one of my favorite paranormal shows. I'm thinking about calli...

1. The first DK game I ever played was DK64. I was about six. So of course the first time I saw Wrinkly I thought she was a man. :( 2. I thought Enguarde's name was ahn-joo-rod. 3. I heard since I was about nine or ten that Cranky's actual name is Donkey Kong (Sr.) so when I read his Donkey Kong Uni...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you all draw the characters so good and I'm stuck with my versions of them looking similar to their human selves but with--- Y'know what? I'm just gonna leave it at that. Let's just say the last time I tried to draw how DK really looks it came out like a picture of my classm...

Gay people have feelings too... :'(

I wonder what would happen if a gay guy played 'The Game of Life'?

Ummm... little too late... *sweatdrop*

No, I didn't make you a monkey, Phyreburnz. I drew you in anime form. I'm just drawing the people that have pictures posted in the picture thread. What I mean by 'group picture' is basically a group shot of us. No ridiculous poses(well, OK, maybe mine but that's about it), everybody is normal(or as ...

No, I didn't make you a monkey, Phyreburnz. I drew you in anime form. I'm just drawing the people that have pictures posted in the picture thread. What I mean by 'group picture' is basically a group shot of us. No ridiculous poses(well, OK, maybe mine but that's about it), everybody is normal(or as ...

I'm actually thinking about making some group pictures of us all. Well, I don't think that 'think' would be appropriate because I've already started and have me, Qyz, Tompa, Phyreburnz, and Tiptup Jr. done...

Eh. Oh my god, YOU'RE SeanKingKI?! Dude, I love your artwork! You're one of my fave artists! Oh, I'm Kurochiwa-chan by the way. Here are some of my pics. Don't ask why they're all human: Cranky http://s978.photobucket.com/albums/ae265/SeroSylvinBell/?action=view&current=WalterRefference.jpg Wha...

OH MY GOD NOT THE LASAGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...................................................................

Who's Sam and why is he never at his club? Who's Wal(ter) and why is he never at his mart? :P They were created by the same guy. Here's mine: Tacos. OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FOR THAT HORSE DON'T FALL OFF THE WAGON WHERE'S THE HOT COCOA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT SPILLED ON ME!!!!!!!!!!! (that was actually a f...

Oh. Sorry, Tiptup. I have a bad habit of doing that. Wait a sec... I went and read some other posts and y'all are opening my eyes to the relationship between DK and Wrinkly as well. I can't believe it took a forum to make me notice this! But hey. I'm staring at the instruction booklet that comes wit...

...MY BRAIN!!!! *dies*

...OK, no more cupcake fight.

This is fun! *Everyone posting glares.* O_O Er, maybe not. But anyway, this is what we're trying to across you see! DON'T MAKE ME GO INTO A LAMENT!!!!!! And yes, I know what a lament is. That was the joke. Anyway, Jomingo I did not know this. That's why I created this topic. So if we've got everythi...

I like Jomingo's and swoppysalvo's. Especially what Funky says in Jomingo's and the time about the Mario Kart Wii game ("That doesn't count.") and how swoopysalvo's closely relates to the cartoon. Here's mine: One day, DK and Diddy were walking in the woods when they come across some fiery...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z72/Tiptup_Jr/kongs3.png SERIOUSLY? You honestly think Wrinkly was in a relationship before she was married to Cranky? And that DK and Funky are the half-brothers of Swanky and City? Oh my god. I'm not saying our theories are incorrect but I mean COME ON! If that'...

OK. Sounds good. BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! Maybe if we ask nicely Nintendo and Rare will give us the family tree.

Y'all know on Donkey Kong Wiki DKC-Atlas has an article?

I watch it thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis many times a year! *holds arms out wide so they can see how many times* I found it at Blockbuster when I was about six and lost it and then found it again on Amazon but it trned out to be the Spanish version and then we sent it back and ...

DK's Tree:[/b] Cranky's brother is Karate Kong, and Dread, Sumo, and Ninja are his sons. Funky is DK's younger brother. This explains why he is so lazy/rebellious, because DK is the first born and he inherits the island, so Funky is ignored, causing him to lash out. Funky could be Diddy's father. T...

Even though Rare confirmed he isn't, but in my mind he was due to the fact that Cranky looks really old, lets say like 90 in human years, and DK looks really young, like a 20 year old in human years, unless DK was born when Cranky was 70, and I don't think Wrinkly should be able to give birth at 70...

I know, Jomingo, but Nintendo has only recently supported the claim that Cranky was the original Donkey Kong. When Rare left, it went back to the grandfather/grandson relationship and has been that way since. We must take sides. Who do you choose, Nintendo or Rare? I choose whichever one is most bel...

I. HATE. GLIMMER'S GALLEON!!!!! It took me FOR-EVER to beat it! I got close one time and wound up hitting the stupid porcupine-thing as I tried to hit it with Dixie! Problem is that I didn't have Diddy! Oh, I also hate Rattle Battle and Kerozene! One moment between the Kongs that help you would have...