Ask
Cranky
Well, well, well, having a bit of trouble on our silly little quest,
are we? Come running to ol' Cranky Kong for help, eh? Well, you're not
going to get anything from me this time! What.. what's that? What do you
mean I'm too old to help anyway? Listen, you little whippersnapper, I can
beat you at any game, anywhere, any time! Now, what do you want to know?
Uh, my game won't
work. Do I need this red thingie that came with it?
Now that's just stupid. It says on the box and in the manual that you
NEED to have the so called Expansion Pak installed into your Nintendo 64
in order to play the game. Why? How should I know? It supposedly "increases
the RAM" and "allows massive environments". Rubbish. It's all just a marketing
ploy, just like that so called "Rumble Pak". That thing nearly gave me
a heart attack when I first used it.
I saw the big lizard
dude, but I can't find the first level.
What is with you kids these days? You couldn't find your way out of
a paper bag without my help! After you visit K. Lumsy, he will open up
a new passage, near the Tag Barrel and Bananaport Pads. Just look for the
Golden Banana.
Hey, I thought this
game was Multiplayer, but there is no such option!
There's this thing called a "Manual" that I suggest you read. If you
read it you will find that you cannot access the Battle Mode until you
rescue one Kong and earn one Crown in the Battle Arena. In my day we only
had one player at a time and only one joystick! None of this "Analog" junk.
You kids today are so spoiled...
I've tried everything
and I still can't reach a certain area? What do I do?
If it were me I would return the game and see
if I could find an old copy of Jetpac in the store. Good solid gameplay
and no fancy graphics. But since you'll still want this piece of garbage,
I'll tell you. Some areas in each world can only be accessed by a certain
Kong member, so you'll have to try each Kong to get into an area.
How many lives do
I have?
Those braniacs at Rare decided to take out the
challenge and give you infinite lives in this game! What were they thinking?
In my day, you only had three lives, and you could only get an extra one
by scoring 50,000 points! The only penalty for getting KOed is having to
start from the beginning of the level.
Where the Banana
Fairy?
Um, there's no Banana Fairy in the game...er,
no sir...nope...
Right. Hey, Tiny,
where's the Banana Fairy?
"In the island shaped like a fairy near Crocodile
Isle. Only I can enter it."
Blast it Tiny! Get outta here!
Hey, where's the
old Donkey Kong Arcade game?
Ah, the good ol days of 2 bit sound and graphics.
This is the ONLY reason to buy this lousy piece of trash. That's the way
they treat classics these days. You will find the arcade machine rusting
away in Frantic Factory. If you can beat it, you can access it in the Mys...
er, never mind.
Where can I find
the Nintendo and Rareware Coins?
The only way you can get these goodies is to
beat two of the greatest games ever made.
I heard that there
is actually 201 Golden Bananas in the game!
Yep, it's true. But only the best players will
find it, so you might as well just give up now.
What the Barrel
marked Mystery on the Mode Select screen for?
No one knows. It's a Mystery.
"Once you find enough Banana Fairies secret options
will open up"
Dadburn it Diddy! You too? Scram!
Dude! I just saw
Wrinkly Kong's ghost! What happened to her?!
Let's just say you should never go to an HMO.
When I lick my yellow
cartridge, it doesn't taste bananas. What gives?
That's just sick. |