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Ah! What a handsome fellow! As you know, I was an arcade star in the 1980s. Yep, those were the days. 2 bit graphics and sound, with a single button to press and a nice sturdy joystick, none of that polygonal, fully rendered, analog junk you kids have today. Back then we also had gameplay. None of that in games these days! All fancy graphics and sounds, they are, not a hint of gameplay! My grandson, Donkey, is the big star these days, but I can't see why. All he does is hang around all day with his girlfriend Candy, that annoying chimp Diddy, and that obnoxious Funky, eating bananas and downing coconut shakes. What a lazy bum! Though I wouldn't be caught dead starring in these fancy pants games, I have had a guest shot in all of Donkey's adventures, handing out my wisdom and even teaching the flea-bitten ape some new moves!
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