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By Bandit (That's Me! Duh!)

"Bye dear!" said Timber's parents as they were leaving his island. "But mom! What can I do while your gone?" shouted Timber. "Well, you can invite your friends over and have a racing tournament!" exclaimed Timber's mom. "Good idea!" said Timber and he ran off to tell his friends Pipsy, Bumper, and TipTup that they were going to have a racing tournament.

Timber and his friends arrived at their first track, Ancient Lake. Just as about Timber was going to yell "go!", Taj, Drumstick, and TT stepped in front of the racers. "What are you guys doing?!" yelled Drumstick. "Well, we were just going to race around the course," Pipsy squeaked. "Oh..." said Taj with his weird Arabian accent. "Well, you can't race without us!" said TT. Drumstick decided to race with the gang, racing easy on them of course, TT stood on a small ramp and waved the checkered flag. "What do I do?" asked Taj. "You can protect Ancient Lake's two golden balloons." said TT over the loud noise of the engines. Taj ran over to the balloons and gaurded them with his life.

Bumper was in the lead, and Pipsy was close behind. Just as they were rounding the last turn, bullets came flying out of the sky. "Where are those coming from!?" yelled TipTup nervously. "Careful everyone! Turn around and go top speed! Let's get outta here!" shouted Drumstick to his fellow racers. The group turned around but since Drumstick and Bumper had such poor acceleration and handling, the bullets got to them. "Oh no!" cried TT. Taj scooped the racers and their vehicles onto his magic carpet and flew towards TT for protection. Bumper and Drumstick were in trouble. Their vehicles were badly damaged and they started to run. Suddenly a big spaceship landed on the ground and crushed Bumper's and Drumstick's cars. Bumper managed to get away but Drumstick tripped on a rock.

A huge pig stepped out of the spaceship. "My names Wizpig!" yelled the mysterious ugly thing. "This is the only planet I haven't conquered! Now I shall rule the universe! Hahahaha!" Wizpig scooped up the injured Drumstick. "What are you? Some kind of intergalactic fried chicken warrior?" said Wizpig. "No! I'm only the island's exper-!" Wizpig tossed Drumstick into his spaceship. Wizpig looked around and ran away to Taj's Meadow. He used his magical pig hoof to turn Taj's face into a Wizpig one. Then, he took out a super-powerful magnet. He turned it on and sucked all of the golden balloons out of the race courses. Taj managed to keep his two balloons and Bumper caught another one from where he was. Bumper ran over and gave it to Taj. "Thank you my friend," said Taj. TT put his hand on Timber's shoulder. "This doesn't look good." he said. "With our expert racer locked up, who will race for us?" "Well, we could!" said Pipsy. "I suppose, you can show yourselves worthy by defeating this Wizpig fellow!" said Taj. Timber and his friend's raced off to practice thier racing.

Wizpig, in Taj's Meadow, lifted his hands once again to cast another spell on the island. Four of the island's inhabitants, Tricky, Bluey, Bubbler, and Smokey came out. Wizpig zapped each one and gave them his orders to guard the race courses. Then, confident that no one would reach him, he opened the giant Wizpig's mouth and went inside to eat his meal of 5 tons of salami and 5 tons of eggs. By nightfall, Timber decided that he needed more help to defeat Wizpig. Diddy Kong was Timber's friend and Timber knew of how well Diddy could defeat the crocidle like Kremlings, but he hoped that Diddy could do just as well defeating the big, ugly, smelly pig. Timber wrote a letter to his old friend, and this is how it went:

Dear Diddy Kong,

This is your old Tiger friend, Timber! Well, with my parents
away, I decided to have a racing tournament with my pals. The
next thing we knew, a big, ugly alien pig landed on our
island named Wizpig and captured Drumstick! So, we need an
expert evil fighter like you to help defeat Wizpig! Please
hurry and bring your friends! We need all of the help we can
get! Oh yeah, bring some kongs over too like that Funky
dude and Kiddy and Dixie!

Signed,
            Timber


P.S. I think Dixie's cute.

Diddy didn't think twice about helping Timber. So, Diddy wrote some more letters to Donkey's friends Conker and Banjo and told them to hurry and help. Dixie and Kiddy were on vacation, so they didn't come. Diddy told Funky to rig him up a car and plane. (He already borrowed Dixie's hovercraft from her adventure, DKC 3) Squawks the parrot delivered the letters to Banjo and Conker, both loving adventure. They quickly raced off to Timber's Island too.

At the Kremling Keep, Krunch was on look-out. He saw Diddy, Banjo, and Conker racing off to Timber's Island. Krunch went to K. Rool and told him what happened. "Arrgh!" K. Rool yelled. "Go follow them!" Krunch hopped into his car and chased after them. He was worried that an anti-Kremling plot was in the happening. So, when the four animals got there Timber and Diddy planned out a plan. They decided to go rescue Drumstick.

Pipsy and TipTup, being the smallest, snuck into Wizpig's spaceship. The cage he was in was voice activated, and TipTup, an expert ventriliquist, opened the cage, sounding like Wizpig. Then, just when they were leaving Wizpig showed up. "WORMS! I cannot have WORMS in my BEAUTIFUL ship! I will EXTERMINATE you!" "Ack!" the three racers shouted. "Wait a second," said Drumstick. "I challenge you to a race! If I win you leave, If you win... well you get to decide!" "HAHAHA! Okay..." oinked Wizpig. He grabbed Drumstick, and pulled him into the mouth by Taj's Meadow. About an hour later, while everyone was waiting outside, Taj saw frogs hopping out of the mouth. Then Wizpig came out. There was one frog, an ambitious frog with a red rooster's comb on its head. It was hopping fast, away towards Taj and TT. Wizpig raised his arms again, and cast a spell on that frog. The frog turned into an Amulet with Wizpig's face on it. It broke into four magical pieces and flew into each of the worlds. "Uh oh... what was that?" the gang yelled. Everyone hopped onto Taj's Magic Carpet and flew away. Wizpig flew back into the mouth, closed it, and took its color away.

Everyone had another meeting. They decided that Taj would guard the balloons that they had, in secret spots on the island. TT would take care of every course and guard it from everyone else. He would also hide keys in every course, so when the racers accomplished the area, they could take a break in one of the Challenges that T.T. made. The animals that were left, must race on each race course, deciding who is the best racer. The one who finishes in first place the most times will get to race Wizpig, collecting all of the Wizpig Amulets. You will be able to control only one of the racers, competing for the best. Only YOU can prevent Wizpig. ;-)


By pzak@ix.netcom.com

as timbers parents left on vacation, timber thought he hade
it made. he invited most of his freinds over to race.
the next day as they were about to enter cremwood forest timber
notest it was starting to thunder, timber lookeb out to so nothing but a
dark cloud aproching the island. moments later a mystical space ship
appeared out of the darkness, and as from no where a huge pig came out,
the inhabbitants of the island gathered to greet this strange creature,
suddenly timber was grabbed from behind by t.t., the chicken, and taj,
they said to be carfull he might be evil, suddenly wizpig introduced
himself and cast a spell trapping everyone on the island in a glowing
cage bounded by fire, he also cast a spell on the mountain changing
taj's head with a stone wizpig head wich can be opened only with the
power of his amulet. wizpig broke it into 4 pieces and gave them to 4 of
the islands strongest racers, once freinds of timber, and told them to
gard it and only give it up if someone show there worth by beating them.
wizpig also supplied them with silver coins.
meanwhile taj worked up a plan, drumstick sould race wizpig, if he
wins, wizpig will leave in same, but if he loses? well, who knows what
will happen then, after drumstick race wizpig, he was never seen again,
and wizpigs rage was worse, wizpig cast another spell, he sealed all the
courses off and took every balloon on the island, leaving 3 for taj and
four around the island wizpig went into the mountainside and was never
herd from again until . . .
to be continued further in the game . . .


By Wizpig/Garet

“Timber!! Timber!! Come down here this second! Dad and I have something to tell you!” it was Timbers Mom, Tree. Timber came down the stairs promptly. “What is it Mom? I was playing N64!” Timber said, almost yelling. His parents gave him a dirty look. Timber knew he should never talk to them like that again. “Well Timber, looks like your not coming! We were going to ask you if you wanted to come with us to go visit the Kongs. But now, since you talked to us so rudly, you are grounded!” Timber was so sad, he almost started crying! Diddy Kong was his best friend! What would he think if he did not show up? Timbers parents started getting ready to go. “good bye Timber!” shouted Timbers Dad. “ Please! I’ll……” To late, they were gone. They were probably past Sherbet Island bye now. Timber promptly got in him little airplane, and started speeding after his parents family size hover craft. He did not see them. “Well, might as well go have a little race with Pipsy or T.T.” Timber said, to no one in perticulare. Timber got on his little airplane again, and started looking for them. But that’s not who he saw first. “Timber! Scwak! How are you doing? Cluk….Cluk.” It was Drumstick. He was polishing the gold trophies he had won. “Not good” Timber replied. “I’m island arrested.” Timber looked embaraced. “Too bad. Cluk! Want to race?” Answerd Drumstick. “sure. How about……. Windmill Plains?” Said Timber. Timber saw coming around the corner was Pipsy and Tiptup, Pipsy’s best friend. “Hello Pipsy! Is that Tiptup?” Asked Timber. Timber also saw T.T. with his over powerd car, he must be testing it. “Yes! It’s Tiptup!” Pipsy sckweaked. Well, There might be a nice race after all! They all sped off to Dragon forest, so they could race each other in Whindmill plains. Later, on a huge space ship, was Wizpig, the nastiest pig ever. Also the smelliest. He was heading for Earth, Timbers island to be presice. He came down in a field with lots of whindmills. There he saw small little creatures running around. Wizpig got on his outership speaker, and said: “Hello you little……little……..um…..WORMS!” obveusly, the Pig had little to no education. “If you don’t mind, I would like to have a meal before I take over this planet! That bird looks really good!” And then, out of the blue, came a blue elephant! “Hay heee! Whow ho! Hello there!” said the blue elaphant, known as Taj. Taj quickly saw the pig space ship, and tried to sap it with his geinie like powers. No effect. Then he saw Drumstick on the ground, in shock. Taj also saw a tractor beam sucking Drumstick into the space ship. “Taj! Do something! that pig is going to eat Drumstick!” they all shouted. Taj thought quickly, and turned Drumstick into a green frog. “ewww! I don’t want a frog!” Wizpig said. Taj was in rage (hard to emagin, I know) so he used all of his powers, and confined the pig into the mountin side. As Wizpig was being locked away, he grabed all of the magical gold ballons, except 7. The animal friends needed to get them back! they were the only thing that could open the doors to the race tracks! Timber needed help, so he had Taj make an amulate that could open the Mountain side so they could race that pig and beat him to the balloons he stole. So Taj made the amulate, and gave one quarter to Tricky, Blubber, Bluey, and Smokey. After they each had one, Taj told them not to give it to anyone unless that animale beat him/her. This was like a game, and a practice. This would see who was the best racer, and could beat Wizpig. Timber got a hold of a lot more friends, 8 in all, and started collecting balloons……..


By Smokee44; Contact Through Guestbook

The team beat Wizpig and he got mad and he killed them all( even TT and Taj) fried them with his powers ate all their bodies and spit out their bones.When Timbers parents got home he did the same to them.


By TT Lee; Contact Through Guestbook

One day the Timber family desided to go on a vacation to Kong Island. But Timber, while buying extra AA batteries for his car and hovercraft, he mistakenly followed a fellow, mistakening him for dad! So he accidently got to a island ruled by a crazy arabic elephant genie named Taj. Diddy found out that Taj had been starting a big racing game, the reward being ballons made with 5K of gold. 'Wow, if I got everyone of the balloons, I could by a fleet of F14 Phantom and bid goodbye to my crummy green kiddy plane!' So Timber joined the game. Already there was 4 other racers. Bumper, aimed on buying a drillcar so he wouldn't have to dig stupid holes like other moles, Pipsy the mouse, who was hoping to buy the personal dog bodygaurd service, Tip Top the turtle, Who was going to buy the Niagra Falls to make it his personal pool, and Drumstick, the defending champion, who said he was just playing for the thrill of the race.(Yeah Yeah Sure.) The group first raced at Anciant Lake. Drumstick was pulling up in front, He was about to wisk past a small frog when suddenly a large rock resembeling a pig head fell on him. So Drumstick was fused with the frog, and was unable to race(but none were thinking about him. They were busy trying to barbecue the giant pig head) 'MY SPACESHIP IS NOT EDEBILE!!!!!!' The mad pig Wizpig popped out of the pigheads mouth. 'Just for that I'll make this my 1000th conquered world!' Wizpig slapped away the head of Taj and replaced it with his spaceship. Taj, who had no incurance on his golden balloon, quickly held on to 3 of them and hid 4 around the island. But all others went into the hand's of Wizpig, who distributed them to his personal bodygaurds. Along with there silver coins, they were to use the balloons the lock up the courses of the island. Frantic, Taj quickly warped Timber to Kong Island to bring help. There Timber met Diddy. 'Hi, old freind, what makes you call?' 'let's make it short diddy. INEEDYOURHELP!!!' Diddy, who got the picture sent letters to Kiddy and Dixy Kong. But he found they were off on a adventure called 'Super Donkey Kong Country 3', He sent letteres to Banjo and Conker. "Hi, I'm Diddy Kong, please call Nintendo and delay your games and come to Kong Island and HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!! P.S About getting you a date with Dixy, Conker, She said she is more fond of hamsters." They started to go to when a kremlin, who was suspically reading a script, appeared and said 'Hi, I'm Krunch! I'm hear to defect to the Kongs and help You' Diddy took him to the island. Where Taj's freind TT, transformed into a clock shaped ref by Wizpig, brought the group to the tracks. There they started there adventure......


By David

On a typical day, Timber's parents said to Timber "Be a good Tiger
while we tell the kongs about a hidden banana patch!" Soon after the
Tigers had left Timber tried a new prototype racer, the HoverCraft, and
it worked like a dream, then he had a few races with tiptup, pipsy, and
Drumstick, Until..... a mysterious charecter appeared, and then
mysteriously dissappeared, along with Drumstick, all the golden
balloons, and Taj. The weakened island altered the hovercraft into a
clunky old irritating machine. Then Timber used morse code to send out
this message

S.O.S., Island Status: Critical
!Need Assistance! !S.O.S.!

P.S.: Tell Dixie I'm avalible anytime she wants me

    Diddy Kong (Ignoring the P.S.) Sent messages to all of his friends and
they joined him on a ship to Timber's Island but Krunch the Kremling
snuck abord. When they arrived a magical barrier formed around the
Island preventing them from leaving.
    Suddenly, Taj appeared from nowhere and said "I'm sorry but as of now I
can only free 2 balloons for you" (on the overworld) The mysterious head
on the mountain had a tiny inscription that made everyone quiver in fear
-Wizpig was here-
To be continued in DKR


By Wwebmaster

"Timber, c'mon down here!" Timber came down, and growled @ his
parents. He said "But I was playing N64! You friggin...."
His parents growled back. They replied that they were about to say that
they were leaving, to meet up with their good friends, the Kongs.
They left, and Timber thought he had it made. As soon as Timber walked
outside, Timber saw a spaceship. It had the logo of the dreaded wizpig
on the outside. Timber ran, and called all his friends. Everybody
picked up, except for Diddy. So when Pipsy got there, she called Diddy
again, and left a message on his machine. It said... "Hey honey!
We really need your help @ Timber's place! Something freaky's going on!
But Dixie was over at Diddy's place. They were going out, but Diddy
was out kicking another kremlin's butt. So Dixie found out, and she set
up a big ol' spaceship. She was a great artist, and drew a picture
of the Wizpig logo on it. She then flew to Timber's Island. She flew
over the group, and sucked up drumstick as an example. But on the way,
she made a super racing suit to look like wizpig. She got out, and had
to race Diddy. She beat him so many times, he looked like an idiot.
She'd had her revenge for Diddy cheating on her. She went back home.
Meanwhile, back on the island, Timber and his buddies were all just
chillin, when another spaceship came down, with the Wizpig logo on it...


By DockLee01

Timber sat staring at the wall all day.He had nothing else to do.His
parents left to Darkwater beach for a vacation.Timber's parents ruled
the island of racers.Timber thought of what to do.Then he got an idea.He
called Taj to call his best friends to come over.A half an hour
later,his friends came with a present."What's that for?"Timber asked
pointing at the carfully wrapped present."Well,"said Conker,"We thought
we would give you your birthday present today!""But my birthday is 7
months away!"said Timber confused."We don't care"sqeaked Pipsy,"just
open it."Timber ripped open the present and a strange clock with a
smiling face was inside."Hi there,I'm T.T."Timber got scared and jumped
behind the table that was behind him.His friends laughed.Timber was
embarassed,it was just T.T. the island clock racer."Hey!I have a good
idea why don't we have a racing challenge at Greenwood Village?"asked
Timber."Good idea"said Taj and all his friends.While they were heading
for Greenwood Village,a strange thing happend.Dark clouds covered the
sky.But Timber and his friends didn't notice it and kept on going.At the
challenge,Drumstick was in the lead,but after taking a shortcut down the
well,he mysteriosly dissapeared.Everyone began searching for him."I
think the last time I saw him was when he went down the well."said
Pipsy.Taj tried to jump in the well,but he was too fat.Then Tiptup
jumped in the well.Ten seconds later he hopped out of the well panicking
and screaming."What did you see?"asked Timber and Taj."Well,the
biggest,uggliest,smelliest creature in the world."

To be continued......


By beehive@ibm.net.

It all started on a beatiful
summers day.The birds were cherping and the frog's were
croaking.Timber,Drumstick,Tip Tup,BumperT.T,and Pipsy were havig a
racing tournament.Taj was rigt abou t to wave the flag on there first
cours Ancient Lake.Then all of a sudon a huge spaceship landed on Taj's
head.A loud voice came over the speaker.The alien introduced itself as
the evil Wizpig.He anonced that he would be taking over the planet by
turning every one into frogs.First he took up Drumstick.30 minuets later
one frog jumped out of the spaceship it was DRUMSTICK!!!!! Everyone was
in shock.Then Timber tried to make a deal with the evil Wizpig.The deal
was to give the island's best racer's(Tricky,Bluey,Blubber,Smokey) a
piece of his amulet and only give it to the racer that can get all 8
gold balloons all the silver coins from there world and beat them 2.Then
brak the T.T amulet in 4 pieces and put them into the T.T courses.then
that racer would have to find 3 gold balloons in the overworld and beat
Wizpig 2.Wizpig needed a place to stay for the next month so he turned
Taj's head into his own head and lived there.Timber needed a bigger team
so he sent Diddy Kong a letter.it said.Dear Diddy.WE NEAD YOUR HELP.
PASE IT ON.sighned Timber.Diddy did not hasatate he told Banjo, Conker,
even Krunch.Now with Diddy,Banjo,Conker,Pipsy,Krunch,Tip Tup,Bumper,and
himself with T.T guerding the courses they line up on there first track
Ancient Lake.DKR begins.......